[QUOTE=dogbutler]
Absolutely. Strong and rigid. 
Nurses are hot, and ready to party… 
This right here will be entering my lexicon tout suite.
Thanks, doggie!
Hey swampy? Your face hurt?
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'Cuz it’s killing me!!!
God I love that joke! 
Sex dreams? Man, do I have vivid sex dreams. They’re always in public places and I always get to play the innocent, "what? Why, this woman just started groping/kissing/rubbing against me, what else was I supposed to do?
Then I wake up and the wife complains that I never have these dreams on nights when she can sleep late. 
Job descriptions? Did someone say job descriptions? Dig right in
I had a really short day at work today, I got to run out at about 10:30 to go play in a golf outing for our district’s enrichment foundation. Except the day started at 50 degrees, drizzly, windy and went downhill from there. I, and several others stopped about halfway through and sat in the bar before dinner.
Now I’m going to just sit here and do NUTTIN.
I have had *one *real sex dream in my life. I remember all the details, although I won’t share them here. Suffice it to say it was with a fictional character (d’oh!) and someone I normally wouldn’t have given much thought to, although he certainly does have his attractions. Weird as hell, but nice. Other than that, I have very few remembered dreams at all, of any stripe.
Fantasies, though - I’m happy to say usually I don’t have the problem you guys do…I can usually immerse myself totally.
Swampy’s a pillar of something, that’s for sure. <snerk>
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Have you guys tried the game Okami at all? It’s a really great game for the PS2. I love it. Been playing it when I have time…it even got the SO into it.
You know, even as I re-read Drae & rigs’ posts I’m chuckling again.
Picante came running to my hand today when I went to pick him up right before his feeding. (Anybody who’s not in the know -Picante is my baby leopard gecko). Looks like the training is taking hold!
Hi everyone! I’d just like to show you what I think every time I see the word mophead!
I work for the State of Ohio. I do a lot of project management and business analysis and kind of work as a translator between the business area I’m part of and various IT groups (both our own and vendors’). There’s a bunch more to my job - it ranges from very technical to not hardly at all.
It’s never boring and currently really stressful because we have a big software release coming up in a couple weeks. It. is. not. going. well. I don’t talk very specifically about work because I’m in a really specialized area and it would be easy to identify me if I said much in detail. Also, I come here to get away from work…
Welcome back, Alistair! So…how was Arizona? Did traveling with Dad work out OK? And how’s the brother?
My dreams tend to be pretty boring. I mostly remember bits and pieces, hardly ever anything very interesting. But I find the notion of chocolate pudding and saving lobsters in one dream very amusing.
I’m less tired that I was last night, so that’s good, right?
Well, off to do a bit of laundry and hang out on the internets and probably go to bed very early.
GT
that might have been me - how big are the bubbles?
ps - Iknow there threads devoted to this but all I want to say is “30 Rock” sucked more than Hoover’s best and “20 Good Years” was high-sterical
Back from the booster club meeting. I got so tickled tonight - first, as our recording secretary was going over the minutes from the last meeting, five of the hockey players walked in. She was reading the minutes and didn’t notice at first, but when she did she got so flustered! It was so cute - she’s a beautiful lady in her 60’s and it was surprising to see her turn pink! Then a really annoying lady started talking - I’m sitting on edge of the stage in the auditorium with the other officers - and various friends of mine in the audience start making faces. I could not keep a straight face.
We are about to get a thunderboomer, as Swampy calls it. Saw quite a nice lightning show on the way home.
Dogbutler, I think that was my dream request. Something about bubble wrap? Never mind the starch. My phrase for a messed up thing is “yard mop”.
Sounds like I could get more dates if I bring bubble wrap with me when I go to bars/parties/hockey games.
Faruiza, you’re welcome. I got the phrase from a cow-orker from my last job.
Hey, at least y’all remember your dreams. I never remember mine. For all I know, my unconscious mind produces the most bizarre scenarios known to mankind - notions and happenings so staggeringly weird they would put hair on your chest, then curl it and turn it white, and then have it all fall out again. The world will never know …
Oh, and this is what I think of when I see “mophead.”
Since we seem to be on the subject this is the mophead that has been the bane of my existence lately. It’s all we can do to keep up with the demand for the dang things!
The saga of bi-weekly pay continues. I have been presented with several complaint requests to meet with my boss on this matter. I shall dutifully turn them over to her. She has written a memo to all employees about the switch and it will be included with paychecks tomorrow. Since she’s out of town til Monday, so everyone will see the memo before she sees the complaints. Hmmmm… makes me wish I wasn’t gonna be gone four days next week. Maybe they’ll make little voodoo dolls of her instead of me.
Ursine of the Wetlands, I think it’s time for you to start looking in the Halloween shops for a pointy haired wig to wear to work. That, or find a devil suit and a pitchspoon…
a pitchspoon? :D:D:D
swampy - why, when there are more absorbent materials, (better mops for home use), do they still make industrial mops that look like bad Raggedy Ann wigs?
So I dreamed last night I was a superhero, but my power lay in my glasses, which I only wore as my street persona - and the villans were about to lock all the heroes in a vault, but I snuck out to the bathroom and escaped thru the window - I don’t know if I intended to come back for the others or not because the alarm went off.
A Dilbert reference to the character Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light; He’s the brother of the pointy haired boss.
oh! of course! :smack:
I shall darn them all to Heck!
Good morning, kiddoes!
It’s my last day here for a while. Feels very weird. Yesterday they mentioned taking me out to lunch. And I have a box to pack my personal stuff. It’s like I’m leaving forever or something! It’s just odd…
“yawn”
::Looks around…waves…sticks head back into stupid laptop and work::
I think we’re seeing a pattern here. We ladies are getting the short end of the stick yet again. While during waking fantasies, you can tell Mr. DeMille I’m ready for my close-up, sex dreams of the sleeping variety are ALWAYS interrupted…even when they are about my own Damned Husband!! Tell me…what is UP with that???
:::Note to self: Record football bat and yard mop for future reference:::
Whilst we are on the subject of dreams. How many have “escape dreams” of the variety of the one rosie mentioned?
Anybody have dreams of looking for or living in a home/apartment that is not the one they have in real life? It’s a recurring one for me and there’s always something slap-dash about them, like weird carpentry.
Tupug