The other day i visited a friend who works in a small store in the mall. While i was there, this fatass chubby girl who also works there was checking me out. I didn’t really notice it at the time, most likely because i don’t pay attention to fat girls. But the next time i talk to my friend he tells me that the girl approached him about me and told him she thinks i’m hot.
My friend didn’t waste his time asking me a question like, ‘Would u get with her?’, because he knew it would be simply pointless–knowing full well i would never get with a phattie like that. (Nor would he, of course.) We had a good laugh over this, then moved on.
But it got me to thinking, where does a fatass like that get off asking out someone who is thin and trim? She wasn’t grotesquely obese, but she was up there, trust me. Especially in contrast to my svelte and able body. Don’t these fat people realize they shouldn’t be asking out people who weigh hundreds of pounds less than them? They are only letting themselves down, really.
Let me not be wrong, though-i love fat people. I do, really! They never fail to put a smile on my face and make me feel good about being healthy and thin. I cannot deny the quick, cheap thrill of seeing a cow lumber past me, when i go to the supermarket, for example.
Am i a shallow asshole for thinking all of this? Perhaps. But don’t u guys think fat people should stick to their own weight class, so to speak?
To call you a shallow asshole would be an insult to shallow assholes the world over. You, sir, go well beyond the meager insult of shallow asshole…in fact, I severely doubt that words exist that could describe the level of stupidity and worthlessness that you display in your words. Does it make you feel better to insult another person so tastelessly? Do you find that the only validation you can feel for your own pitiful existance is in the fact that you can make fun of other people for being different than you? If so, I pity you…it must be truly painful to hate yourself so much that you have to be so cruel towards others in order to feel better about yourself. What a shame.
My first thought was, DNFTT. However, on looking back at some of the OP’s previous posts, I noted that they were pretty innocuous, some even helpful, and therefore his user habits do not fit the profile of the typical shit-stirrer.
Which leads me to the conclusion that it’s difficult to fit a stirrer up your ass when your head is taking up all the room.
WOW, you did that girl the biggest favor you could have ever done in your life by not giving her the time of day. Why let her waste her time when she could find a real human male. You, sir, are in for a long, rough, unhappy life. I doubt that after a few words you would attract ANY kind of real woman. Then again you sound like you are all of maybe 14-16 years old so you have plenty of time for someone to work the stupidity out of you. A tough job but I’m sure someone will most definitely do it.
Looks like the OP’s trying to WHOOSH us folks. I doubt it’s a deliberate troll with lines as obvious as “Don’t these fat people realize they shouldn’t be asking out people who weigh hundreds of pounds less than them?”.
Your location of NJ obviously stands for New Jerkoff, 'cos that’s exactly what your destined to do with an attitude like that, you skinny, fuckless, wanker.
You know what you are so right! As a fat chick I should date only fat men! I have no clue how I didn’t see this before! Thank you for opening my eyes!
Better yet, as a fat black woman, I should date only fat black men!
Oh wait, I Forgot to add that I am also short- So I guess I should only date short fat black men! Lets not forget social status- as I am a complete nerd and broke most days, So All you short, fat, black men, that are nerds and are broke, HERE I AM! We need to get together as we are all apparently in the same “class”
But what happens if I lose weight and my beloved short fat black nerdy broke black man doesn’t? Guess he has to go as we are no longer the same class. :smack:
You know what. the Op might be on to something- we should all just stick to our own “kind” Diversity? what the hell is that? and who cares anyway? The Op is nothing short of genius :rolleyes:
Those days are obviously only a few days ago … and Assclown is too nice of a thing to call yourself, but I lack the vitriol to come up with anything better at the moment.
Yeah, I can see how this could easily be interpreted (please note I don’t say misinterpreted) as a troll but I think that in light of the great many Pit threads which have seriously espoused the fat=ugly philosophy of the OP, flamebait this blatent could well be a parody of previous threads. I must concede though, that there haven’t been any fat=ugly threads for a couple of months.
On the other hand the OP could just be trying to generally mock that shallow sort of attitude.
I could very well be dead wrong but, I dunno…gut instinct tells me it’s a parody. I’d give it the benefit of the doubt until the OP decides to clarify.
jesseboy, Fuck you. Sideways. With a large wooden spoon. 'Cause its the only way you will ever get any.
Overweight does not, and never has equalled ugly. Trust me, I should know. I’m not “slim” by any definition, but all the guys I’ve ever dated have been. And yes - they had initiated it. I’m not slim - a UK size 14, but on more than one occasion I’ve been called “cute, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful” etc, by slim, trim, svelte, sexy men.
So, fuck you, you fuckwitted cum for brains idiot. The girl had a lucky escape.