Dream On, Fattie!!

Well, others have decided what kind of monster they think you are. They think you’re a troll. I’m don’t agree. I think you just aren’t smart enough to tackle this subject.

Personally, I think a skilled comedian can successfully make humorous comment on the subject of being overweight. You, sir, are not a skilled comedian.

Uh . . . . IDBB?

Nevermind. :rolleyes:

Oh, nobody thinks you’re a monster. We think you’re a stupid, shallow, asshat. There’s a subtle but important difference there. We also think it’s incredibly arrogant to be so dismissive of someone you feel is below you, especially as we doubt that you’re nearly as attractive as you seem to think you are.

Let me try to put this in a way you can understand. [Puts hand on hip, does Rikki-Lake-guest head-bobble-finger-wave-thing] Bitch, you ain’t all that!

wow, what a fucked up OP. Here’s hoping Jesseboy has a short life around here.

Well this was unexpected this morning. No I’ve never thought that. And I’m a high school student myself. I wouldn’t even consider thinking such a thing. And you’re very silly for believing that physical aspects like that should decide who you date. Gave me a laugh, you remind me of a guy I used to know. Hence used to. Really though, you should be more careful about how you word things. I’m not talking political correctness, I’m talking being over-the-top in a trollish sort of manner. If you had a question about dating, and how people judge each other, fine, but you should’ve worded it differently.

The OP is a joke. It MUST be a joke. NOBODY is stupid enough to present such a gigantic target.

Right?

jesseboy,

Don’t you realize that you shoudl go out with her, even if it disgusts you you, simply because she’s fat, and to refuse a date with her makes you an asshole?

BTW, funny post. I had no idea that fat people had such a problem with humor.

Dont’ be to hard on him folks.

I can only assume his attitude about larger folks is an attempt to make himself feel better about his small, ugly, worm-like penis.

Humm - actually it looks like Clint suffers from the same problem.

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself! :wink:

When come back bring pie…

** Einmon ** wrote:

BWaHAHAHAhahaaaa!

As funny as you may have thought you were, as tongue-in-cheek as you may have meant it, I still think that a few years down the road you’re likely to find yourself in the situation of looking back on this and seeing what a total dork you’re coming across as.

Nursing a formerly-petite wife through a pregnancy, for example.

Jesus. Sometimes I feel like this board is divided between the uptight fat people, the uptight gay people, and the uptight Jesus people on the one hand, and the rest of us normal folks on the other. (Notice that I’m saying that there are fat people, gay people, and Jesus people that are NOT uptight, and are therefore part of us normal folks.)

Let’s all take a deep breath here.

If all of the lawyers here started a flame war every time someone said something “insensitive” about lawyers, the much beloved hamsters would surely need a hip replacement or something, and all of the non-lawyers would be very tired of it.

I can’t believe nobody else got to this first!

[comic book guy]Shallowest. Asshole. Ever.[/comic book guy]

Apparently my husband hasn’t. I mean, he married me, and I’m not exactly Miss America material. No way would I be winning any swimwear contests.

Not that I’d be entering, mind you.

Just curious – has anyone seen Clint say anything the least bit useful, or friendly, or intelligent? I’ve not, but maybe he’s a big contributor in General Questions or something.

Daniel

Just curious – has anyone seen Clint say anything the least bit useful, or friendly, or intelligent? I’ve not, but maybe he’s a big contributor in General Questions or something.

Daniel

Riiiight. Flaming someone who is unfunny and offensive is being uptight.

Remind me to say that the next time you are offended by something on the board.

Um, first, I probably won’t be “offended” by anything posted on this board because I don’t get offended all that easily. Second, if I ever am offended, you probably won’t know about it because I see little purpose in piping up and saying “Color me offended” just for the hell of it. I don’t believe the argument that such piping counts as “fighting ignorance” either; I think that people that raise their hand to register offense just get some little thrill out of what they feel is righteous indignation.

Are you? Yes, absolutely. Not only that-that “phattie” can always lose weight. But assholes are forever.
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