Thanks, I have my moments…
And iampunha is a god in my eyes.
:eek:
My dreams of romance with the OP… RUINED!
sob
Oh, wait, I don’t know or care anything about him. Heh.
Here’s a clue why she thought she could get away with it–because she hasn’t got low self-esteem. She knows she’s a cool, valuable person and if you were worth dating, you wouldn’t care about how fat she was. Clearly you are not worth dating, and she’s going to be cool and relaxed and herself with someone better than you.
I’m overweight, but I haven’t had a lot of trouble picking up girls since I left high school and my self-esteem improved. Just being confident counts for a lot, I think. Your flirter probably knew that. On the other hand, your rant/joke/whatever comes across as pathetically defensive. “Why did you flirt with me?! You have no business flirting with me! Oh my gosh! I’m not on the same dating level as a fat chick, am I?! I’m cool! I’m attractive! I am! I am I am I am!!”
Straightforward flirty girls of any shape are always more fun. 
Jerks of any shape are never fun.
I have plenty I could say, really, because y’all know I’m a big girl. But I’m not going to bother too much, because there’s really no point. If a guy thinks he’s too good for me, then, for that very reason, I am too good for him, and he can kiss my big fat ass and move along.
As for the “fat people should date their own weight class” remark. I am 5’4" and a size US 22. My ex-boyfriend was over 6’ tall and built like a heroin addict. And we each thought the other was absolutely gorgeous. So frankly, my dear, jesseboy, I’d suggest you just go fuck yourself, because with an attitude like that, you sure as hell ain’t gonna get anyone else to do it.
Well, after watching my beautiful, slim girlfriends get used, abused, and yanked around by a long succession of assholes, I gratefully realized that my big fat ass functioned as an extremely effective jerk filter.
Has she/he actaully admitted to a) being in high school or b) a teenager?
But how?
Was a fattie in high school. Still not precisely svelt. Dated many incredible women – women my slenderer friends couldn’t get a look from. Why? I was nice, I listened, I was considerate, I ASKED… I also dated plenty of women who were overweight or otherwise not “pretty” as defined by the media… Looks was simply not my priority.
This is perhaps the one thing that could make me wish to return to high school… So I could steal all the OP’s girlfriends.
ASIDE: My brother Patrick who came over for dinner with the fam is saying over my shoulder “he’s probably queer anyway!” (I presume he’s allowed to say that, since he is.)
Emilio
Just out of curiousity…
PLEASE say you’re not from Wichita, Texas.
PULEEZE!!!
I mean, we have so much to be famous for now as it is. :rolleyes:
Why is it just because a person isn’t sexually attractive to you, it automatically means that person deserves contempt? Why, instead of being flattered that some girl thought he was worth checking over, our intrepid OP decided ridicule is more appropriate? Why do other people cheer on the contempt so zealously?
Because some people are emotionally stunted. That’s my interpretation, anyway.
Shallow creeps never asked me out, because such creeps wouldn’t ask a girl out who had my ass. That left just the really nice, smart, funny, sexy, kind, loving men to do so. Hence, jerk filter.
::applauds::
This post is really setting off my parody-detection meter.
For one thing, guys, have you ever refered to yourself as “svelte”?
It doesn’t count if your name is Hans and you said “Yah, I hit myself with de hammer and I svelte up real good.”
All right, I’m coming out of the closet, er, pantry. I am a fattie. (Sorry, CrunchyFrog, but that naked in St. Louis thing would just scare you. 
)
When I first started posting here after a loooong session of lurking, I was all too aware of my fragile newbie status. I have done my utmost to be kind, polite and helpful. I have been afraid of offending anyone for any reason. This will be my first deviance from that path.
jesseboy, parody or not, you are an asshole. You are an asshole more collossal than any belarded person you would snub. You are the first person on this board I have felt compelled to reply to in such a manner, and that’s saying something. You are a fuckbubble in the first degree. Not only would a fattie like me have nothing to do with you, I would warn my fattie friends to avoid you like a rice cake. May you be condemned to a life of lonliness caused by your folly.
That’s all I have to say, I wash my hands of him.
You fucking asshole. Ever hear of something called the Golden Rule? You know, its about treating others the way you would like to be treated. Obviously you were asleep in class when they discussed it. Or maybe you’re just brain dead instead.
Fortunately, all of the intelligent women who expect their mate to have the least iota of class will count you out in a few brief nanoseconds.
GET STUFFED.
Damn your eyes, LA! I can’t believe that splendid turn of phrase took so long to surface here either.
You people are fucking pathetic!! If u can’t read the OP and not detect just a bit of sarcasm, facetiousness and deliberately over-the-top outrageousness then you must be as dense as a fucking brick wall. I layed it on pretty thick, at least i thought. This was just a joke-to procure a few laughs, that’s all.
And who the fuck says this topic can’t be used as something to make jokes about? What, you want me to start crying like a fucking baby 'cuz i offended some of you? I didn’t write this to piss people off, just to make the people who might find it funny laugh. But i can see most of you are so fucking uptight and sensitive it’s not even worth explaining myself.
Besides, let’s be honest: Water seeks, and finds its own level. Are their exceptions? Of course…but they are the minority. You think i should give her a chance just to be nice? What is this, fucking courtesy class? I would be lying to myself and it would be unfair to her.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled bashing…
Ooh, I like him. Anyone who can go from
to
in one post really is quite…special
Make your mind up sport, either it’s a joke (and a shite one at that) or it’s serious. Me, I’d say your little addendum about “water seeks it’s own level” kind of gives away your hand.
As long as you realise that most of us are laughing at you, not with you.
Don’t give up. Remember, practice makes perfect. Stay in there. Hang on. Keep the faith. Don’t toss the axe into the lava lake…
“I am cool! I am cool! I am! You just don’t get me! You suck! I’m funny and cool! You losers! Waaaah! Nobody likes me because I’m too cool for them!!”
Suck it up, you big baby. What did you expect, roses and congratulations?