Dress up Lady GaGa

Cafe Society
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No, there’s no dress up fridge magnet yet, though that would be cool. Love her or hate her, you have to admit she goes to extremes with her fashion sense. If you were LG what outrageous outfit would you come up with?

I’d love to see her in an outfit made entirely of mirrorball mirrors.

Maybe something with hula hoops inspired by the jetsons.

Something with plants - maybe covered in living moss!

A robot, that actually transforms into something else.

Something multimedia, perhaps her movements making certain lights on her body turn on and off in different color patterns, and various sounds or instruments playing from speakers all over her body.

Even though it’s simple, for some reason I’d love to see her in the wolf costume from Where the Wild Things Are.

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Nothing springs to mind.

Or rather, “nothing” springs to mind.

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Instead of meat, Lady Gaga could wear a live cow on her shoulders like she was giving a child a piggyback, except, er, with a cow.

Instead of just putting tape over her nipples, Lady Gaga could completely cover herself with nothing but tape, like a full bodysuit of just tape. It might hurt when trying to get it off, but pain is beauty, right?

Instead of collaborating with Beyonce, Lady Gaga could attempt to actually become Beyonce, and be like one of those circus people who have half their body dressed completely different to the other half. This would include blackface, but Lady Gaga loves controversy, right?

Instead of wearing cigarette glasses, Lady Gaga could dress up as one of the smokestacks on the Titanic, and she could get Rihanna, Britney and Ke$ha to dress up as the other three smokestacks, except Ke$ha would be like sooooo drunk and fall over, just like the real smokestacks did. Performance art, right?

Instead of releasing a new album, Lady Gaga could attempt to become her next album, and dress up as a giant vinyl record and spent several years travelling to the houses of her fans and singing the entire album straight through one time only until everybody has heard it.

Instead of being the next Madonna, Lady Gaga could start dressing in the fashions of the seventies and attempt to convince everyone she is actually from the seventies and has gone forward in time, thus she has no knowledge of this “Madonna”. And suddenly, Madonna becomes the copycat.

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I thought this was going to be a link to a Flash site like Normal Bob Smith’s Jesus Dress Up.

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Done!
and of course… google image search is failing me. But she did wear an outfit that basically made her look like a green weeping willow.

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This is an awesome idea!

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A bodysuit covered entirely with those joke cans of peanut brittle that shoot out snakes. Once every few minutes a computer pops the lid on a random can.

A dress made out of articulated wooden panels covered with the nubby rubber they put on ping-pong paddles.

She goes naked but two dwarfs dressed in gold lame follow her around with portable fog generators to keep her naughty bits permanently shrouded in a dense mist.

She goes naked except for a pair of welders’ goggles and a hat with a giant halogen lamp on it that shines so brightly that its difficult to look at her.

A brassiere consisting of two hamster wheels with live hamsters running in them.

A suit filled with computer-controlled air bladders that slowly inflate and deflate over time, making it look like she has six tits, or massive biceps, or an enormous tush.

Wrapped head to toe in bloody bandages with two tiny wheelchairs as roller skates.

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These are just the ones I can think up off the top of my head that have already been named and Google.

Here is Lady Gaga in:

Mirrors: 1 and 2.

Hoops: 1 and 2.

Multimedia outfits: iPod glasses and this is a video of how she opened her last tour (much more impressive effect in person-- the stage is totally dark, save for the net of lasers-- then her outfit pulses and lights up with the music).

Wolf Costume: Ok, not a wolf, but! Her song “Monster” is her take on Thriller, so in the concert, she wore this (took that picture m’self, I did!). I guess that’s more crow than wolf, but there ya go.

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Said it before, and I’ll say it again. Gagh.

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This mental picture cracks me up.

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Darth Gaga

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Maybe covered in Kate Moss.

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An outfit made out of plastic gag vomit.

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The handyman’s secret weapon.

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I hear woo girls.

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Yeah, I should have noted that you need to skip about 3 minutes in before she’s on the stage. :smiley:

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Now that would be a skimpy outfit, even for Gaga.

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:: shuddering ::

Then I’d have to claw my own eyes out. I hate doing that.

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Check this out! (Video link)

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I’m fond of the outfit she was wearing at the one minute mark in “Telephone”. Simple, yes, and not all that original, but sometimes you just have to pay homage to the old classics.