Drew Carey is a lying thief!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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In his book there is a chapter called" My Dick Is So Big…" which he claimed to invent.
About 3yrs before his book came out my friend John & I came up with this idea and compiled a long list of these things. My friend threw this out on the internet and sure enough wound up in Drew’s book basically verbaitum!
Some he didn’t steal are:
M.D.I.S.B. it has it’s own moon.
…When I was stationed at Fort Bragg, it was in Korea.
…Steven Hawking has a therory about it.
…I found a russian harpoon in it.
…the tip has an event horizon.
…I was born on May 9th, it - may 10th, 11th,and 12th.
…IT has a dick.
…it has an agent.
…it’s in the kitchen fixing me a drink.
…it played Shea Stadium

The list goes on, What about you guys?

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IIRC, Carrey said he didn’t invent the game, but merely played it. He listed which comics said which. Do you have a link to site where Carrey stole it from?

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Sorry, no. But I can try to run it down through my friend in FLA.

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But my real purpose was to see what TTM’s could come up with just for grins :slight_smile:

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A friend of mine did a whole list of these at an open mic poetry night, on a dare (ok, so some women left, but that only made me shake my head and laugh harder)… my favorites:

… it has a knee in it.
… that when I have an erection, I knock the earth off its orbit.

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IIRC, Drew DID have the one about:
M.D.I.S.B. IT has it’s own dick.

But the rest of it goes: …and IT’S dick is bigger than yours!

<chuckle>

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…it can change the TV channel from the couch without a remote.

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… it’s got its own congressman.

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http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_110.htm

my personal fave:
My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.

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…I use it to see how much water is in my well.

…and gets so hard, I can use it to pole vault.

…King Kong climbed it.

…it has its own Zip code.

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How about:
MDISB that no one knows I have only one leg.

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By the way, this thread seems like a good place to ask this:

MPSIMS stands for “My Penis Size Is My Salvation,” right?

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… and the first guy says to the second, “Damn, that water’s cold.” So the second guy says, “Yeah, and it’s deep, too.”

God, I love Mudbone.

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and didn’t the third guy say, “Yeah, and those rocks on the bottom are really sharp”?

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Here’s a couple moldy oldie threads with some Teeming Millions dick humor.

My Dick is so Big and just for the fuck of it, Dick Haiku.

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MDISB … Anniz is already enjoying it in Sweden. :wink: