I was watching some celebrity roast on Comedy central (I think it was for Drew Carrey) and Margaret Cho was doing some Haiku about his dick… struck me as funny (in a juvinile vodka addled moment).
So let’s hear some good dick haiku
The rising bed sheet
Lifted as by a tent pole
It was just my dick
In constant rain showers
Take shelter under my dick
because it is large
Nothing in the world like awfule haiku is there?
I’m really not a troll, really i’m not…
Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.