I was watching some celebrity roast on Comedy central (I think it was for Drew Carrey) and Margaret Cho was doing some Haiku about his dick… struck me as funny (in a juvinile vodka addled moment).
So let’s hear some good dick haiku
The rising bed sheet
In constant rain showers
Nothing in the world like awfule haiku is there?
Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.
Summoned to service
Released from darkness
[list]
All of the losers
Oops, wrong Dick
All of the women
“Trying is the first step towards failure.” Homer Simpson
Satan
November 9, 1999, 10:32pm
5
Brilliant, Stevie!
Touch it just like that
Yer pal,
You call that a dick?
Your dick needs relief
Snow-capped in summer;
As I whip it out
I’m bigger than you
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes\/-------\ | |-----| |
elelle
November 10, 1999, 1:01am
11
No,really,my friend
His dick emerges
God is dead. -Nietzsche
Konrad
November 10, 1999, 2:41am
13
And now for something completely different:
Comfy chair dispair
Konrad
November 10, 1999, 2:44am
14
Almost forgot…
That was stolen from Scott Christensen: http://www.ewav.com
Dispair, despair what’s the difference?
Where’s George when you need him?
-M
Die, foul crouton!
Some words for dick are
It jumps, dances, spits
Sometimes when I wake
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Satan
November 10, 1999, 2:53am
17
You say “Water’s cold”
Struggle to be free
Yer pal,
By the way, wouldn’t “Dick Haiku” be an excellent pseudonym for a punk rocker?
God is dead. -Nietzsche
You know, Neuro, I think that’s what I will change my name to. Since I am under 30 and in Seattle I have to be in a band.
Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.
Pixoid
November 10, 1999, 6:42am
20
Your sig fits way too well with this topic, BurnMeUp, so I’m using it for my haiku.
Greatly to be praised