I just want some sympathy, I am very hungover and still can’t see straight.
Why do I drink??
I wonder this myself sometimes, and sometimes after a particularly bad bender I’ll stop drinking for months at a time, yet I keep returning to it.
It’s a vicious circle…
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Sleep with an ugly woman.
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Drink heavily to forget.
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Endure monsterous hangover.
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Swear to never do it again.
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Notice how good a woman looks from behind.
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go back to step 1.
Ya just gotta break this loop somewhere!
I just wonder is there anyway of going out without getting VERY drunk. I know I could drink less, it’s just that when I have a few drinks, I really feel the need for more and more and more (I think you get the point!!)
Ahh. The third law of alchoholics: The more you drink the easier it is to drink more.
It’s just physics, nothin’ you can do.
DaLovin’ Dj
I’m fine if I stick to beer. It’s the vodka I need to stay away from. I can feel myself getting drunker and drunker, but just can’t seem to switch to “Gimme a sprite”. Until recently, it wasn’t as much of a problem (other than the fool I made of myself while drinking) I never got hangovers. Scratch that one now. Now I really need to learn to stay away from the heavy stuff!
I think what you’re running into is a problem of perception. It’s society that tells us hangovers feel bad, they don’t really. That throbbing in your head? That’s pleasure my friend. Puking? Yep, you guessed it pure ambrosia for the soul. Society also tells us that farts smell bad…don’t believe 'em… I’m sure they smell like roses to someone who’s never been told how to perceive them. C’mon buck the system! Enjoy that hangover.
Today is the first hangover of the rest of your life! A journey of a thousand miles usually starts with a hangover!
-Kaotic
This song is my all time favorite hangover song. It is much better heard then readbut it’s still funny.
Oscar Wilde
dalovindj
Just out of curiosty, what are the others? (besides drinking of course 
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Yeah, that sucks. Hope your feeling better, but keep in mind, you can get druknk. I’m on a budget and can’t afford to, tolerance is to high I guess (not that I mind not getting the hangovers, but sheesh I’d like to get buzzed for less than $15.
Cameron
I was just kidding. I made that one up. Let’s make up the rest of them. Got any suggestions?
Dalovin’ Dj
You certainly get sympathy from me because I am right there with you. I find great comfort in salty foods at times such as this.
Try drinking a Coke. I find this helps me considerably when I’m in your situation. For some reason, I get better results from a full-sugared Coke than I do from a diet Coke.
I want to suggest that the alcohol depletes your blood sugar, yet that doesn’t sound right. Maybe Qadgop or someone else who knows will ring in.
This is one of those times where I thank genetics or dumb luck that I don’t get hangovers. I have to drink way past the point of blackouts before I suffer any ill effects the next day.
That DOES NOT mean I don’t have sympathy for you. I do. I’ve seen way too many good people suffer from this horrible condition to not be moved by it and grateful beyond words for my immunity.
Of course, I can’t drink tequila without turning into the world’s biggest, angriest jerk, but everything else is fine.
Feel better. Eat a gyro. I’ve heard it works wonders.
Rule 1: One is too many, and eight aren’t enough.
Rule 2: No matter how much you drink, it STILL tastes better going down than coming up …
:: slaps self for that visual ::
Good show SouthernStyle. I propose we add the following to “The Laws of Alchoholics”:
- Nightime guy always fucks daytime guy (ref. - Seinfeld)
DaLovin’ Dj
Rule 5: "Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."Ernest Hemmingway
Dont eat
take antihistamines (sp?)
drinking on a budget.
why is it calle d a night on the tiles?
cos u end up puking your guts out ( that be bad drinking ) in the toilet
or is it something to do with dancing?
oh well
have a nice night all of ye
Rule 6: The effect is the reason for drinking. Alcoholics drink to get drunk.
Rule 7: If it takes you three times as many drinks to get you drunk as it does other people, you’re probably an alcoholic.
Rule 8: If your tolerance for alcohol starts going down, and becomes more like the alcohol tolerance of normal people, you’re probably an end-stage alcoholic.
Rule 9: If you’ve ever taken a drink in a situation where you know that taking a drink is really, really, really not a good idea, you’re probably an alcoholic.
Rule 10: If you’ve had more than two DUI’s, your chances of being an alcoholic are over 98%.