Take a drink every time Trump continues to talk after his mic is turned off.
Drink everytime he raises his girly handed fist at no audience.
And every time he plays his invisible accordion.
Then you win, I guess?
Maybe drink three more to be sure.
I read the OP as wanting to remain somewhere in between sober and hammered.
I think I’m going to go with taking a drink every time Biden addresses the question he was asked, taking a drink every time Trump does not, and to make it really interesting chugging my drink should Trump ever actually answer a question.
I actually scaled that last one back from “drinking a water glass full of everclear”.
The drinking is not helping… I’m just going to go eat some tacos.