Need a new debate drinking game

does anyone have a debate drinking game that isn’t designed for the first debate? I have seen a few that were like that but this one is about domestic policy not security. Howerver, I wouldn’t put it past GWB to mention terra or JFK to mention the V word, but I still want some good ones.

Take a drink every time they don’t really answer the question asked.

Drink every time someone does that ridiculous thumbs-up, fist bobbing gesture.

I’m a high-school debate coach, so I have to drink heavily just to watch these mooks attempt to “debate” at all.

Take a sip every time someone lies. Pass out in 3 minutes. :smiley:

I bet wonkette has one up before the big event tonight.

Take a drink every time Bush says “hard work”.

Trigger works

Kerry

War unjustified - Drink!
Tax Cuts unecessary - Drink!
Even Bremer says you screwed up - Drink!
Kill terriorists - Drink!
Bush

Kerry’s “Global test” - Drink!
Kill terrorists harder and faster- Drink!
Umm… Umm…“9-11!” - Drink!
Kerry’s a taxaholic! - Drink!

No can do! Alcohol poisoning can be deadly.

Take a drink every time the opponents contradict each other.

Take a drink every time someone in the ‘Great Debates - Debate Watchalong Thread’ says they had to drink.

General Questions is for questions with factual answers. There is no General Question here, so this is closed.

DrMatrix - GQ Moderator