(If this is in the wrong forum please move it)
The first of presidential debates are almost here, and that means it’s time for another drinking game. Because I’m the sort of person who would make a drinking game out of an exchange of ideas between people seeking America’s highest office, I haven’t thought thought of enough rules. I need ideas. All I’ve been able to think of so far is to drink every time someone says ‘middle class’; every time Romney says ‘private sector’ or ‘class warfare’; and every time Obama says ‘one percent’ or says he inherited the recession.
All I’ve found in my short, lazy internet search is this site, which is okay. But I think you guys can come up with more, better ideas.
Let’s have a presidential debate drinking game, Doper style!
If Romney says “There you go again”, drink. If Obama says it, two drinks.
If anyone proposes a bet during the course of the debate, drink. If the amount is over $1,000, two drinks. If the bet is accepted, chug.
If Obama mentions George W. Bush, drink. If Romney does, two drinks and a headslap.
One drink per every personal anecdote featuring some Joe Schmoe a candidate met on the campaign trail. (“Betsy Knickerbocker of Gatlinburg Tennessee has trouble paying for her prescription medications…”)
One drink per every time someone says something is “very simple.”
OK, that’s all I got for now. That will probably get you fairly well sloshed, though.
I’d suggest a drink every time Obama takes more than five seconds to spit out a word or every Romney “zinger” that flops, but then we’d be faced in the first ten minutes.
“Job creator.” You’ll be drunk five minutes in.