With a nod to the “Hi, Bob!” drinking game (you do a shot whenever a character on the Bob Newhart Show says, "Hi, Bob!)…
I do an imaginary shot whenever…
*Alex Trebek says “good for you”.
*A family member on the local news after a tragedy says “s/he didn’t deserve this”, “we just want closure”, or there is mention of a “makeshift memorial”.
*An Amazing Race contestant calls his or her partner “Babe”.
Whatta ya got?
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…whenever I’m the first reply in a new Thread.
ETA: and whenever I edit a Post.
… whenever Sensei takes a moment during class to tell a story about a new gadget that’s not working right. Seriously, the man can fix everything, and we know this because everything he buys breaks as soon as he gets it.
I took a drink every time they made a gay joke in The Interview. I couldn’t finish the movie!
I intend toasting the results of each constituency on General Election night. Thankfully they won’t be showing them all!
If I had a sip of very mildly alcoholic beer for each time the host of the local afternoon radio show used the word “interesting,” I’d be very drunk by the end of the afternoon.
My wife likes to watch The Bachelor and/or The Bachelorette. We have to take a drink any time someone uses the word “like”.
We can’t fill our glasses often enough to keep up.
Every time our local NBA color analyst, Eddie Johnson, describes a player as “the best in the league” at something. He says it a <hic> lot more than you’d eshpect.
Buddy Baker used to do the same thing when he announced NASCAR,
When the wife & I watch Face Off, I do a “shot” every time someone says “I might be going home for this”
If they were actual shots, I’d be an alcoholic by now, or maybe dead from alcohol poisoning.
Storms.
7:50 AM - Tree limb breaks off - ok - this is not a storm, it’s a hurricane.
7:55 AM - Well, that calmed me down for about 5 minutes
8:00 AM - One of the dogs ran off
8:15 AM - Better temper this a bit in case I have to make a run for the neighbours house.
8:45 AM - Better temper this a bit, seems like I didn’t have much rum in the first place.
…I blink.
Some I’ve heard/tried
The old Rachel Ray cooking show - E.V.O.O take a drink. If she explains that EVOO is extra virgin olive oil you gotta chug.
The Outlaw Josie Wales - caution, use shot glasses (many lined up and ready to go) with beer - take a shot every time Josey shoots somebody
When I raise the glass to my mouth I drink.
I did know a card game that could be played that way, but forgot how it went.
House Hunters.
Any mention of “granite counter tops”, “open concept”, or “farm sink”. Chug for “man cave”, or when the wife makes a joke about taking all the closet space.
Watch How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Drink every time you hear the word Hoo.
A while ago, corporations had the silly and inane buzzwords that the CEO’s would use when they gave talks motivate the employees. Fortunately I was overseas and these and these talks would occur during happy hour. Every time a buzzword like “paradigm” or “synergies” was spoken by the CEO/VP we all drank a bottle of beer.
A group of us get together every year to watch The Giant Claw at a neighborhood bar. Every time someone says “battleship” we drain our glasses.
Have a shot any time my coworker FinanceGuy says “youknowwhatImean” or “youknow”. Have a glass any time you really, really, really don’t know.
There have been a couple times LogisticsGuy and I actually tried to count the youknows; despite being sober, both of us lost count.
I’m creating a similar game for the upcoming elections. I’ve come up with a list of words/phrases so far, like:
[ul]
[li]Freedom[/li][li]Values[/li][li]America[/li][li]Constitution[/li][li]Job creators[/li][li]Middle-class[/li][li]Christian nation[/li][li]Pro-life[/li][li]Death penalty[/li][li]Tax cut[/li][li]Liberals[/li][li]_____ agenda[/li][li]Warriors[/li][li]Heroes[/li][li]Liberty[/li][li]Flag[/li][li]Obamacare[/li][li]Socialist[/li][li]Patriot[/li][li]Reach across the aisle[/li][/ul]
I need some more; maybe I should create a thread to get Doper input!
My friends and I used to watch Top Gun after drawing the following names out of a hat:
Maverick
Goose
Iceman
Slider
Jester
Hollywood
Wolfman
…drink when your name is called. Obviously whoever drew Maverick and Goose got shitfaced, but there’s one battle scene where Hollywood’s name is screamed like five times in fifteen seconds, which was always fun times for that guy. “Hollywood” ended up puking almost as often as Maverick.