Ashes to Ashes,
Dust to Dust,
If you Drink Good Booze,
Your pipes won’t rust!
In your best “ahnuld”:
May you crush yer enemies
See dem driven before you
and hear de lamentations of dere wimmen
Those who know the movie should growl heartily and raise tankards of mead (no wine)
PS this also works great as a New Years Resolution as well
May we all become what we think we are!
speaking of old chestnuts:
id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
For all the ladies that go out and are just having a ladies night out…a wondreful toast!!
“Here is to the men we love,
and to the men who love us.
The men that we love do not love us
and the men that love us we do not love…
So (all together) FC THE MEN AND HERES TO US!”