“May you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil hears you’re dead”
“May God bless and keep in good health your enemies, enemies”
“A toast to your coffin.
May it be made of 100 year old oak.
And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.”
“May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.”
and finally…
“I love the girls who do,
I hate the girls who don’t,
I hate the girls who usually do, but then with me they won’t…
but the girls I love the best, and for them I surely would kill…
are the girls who says they usually don’t,
but then, with me, they will.”
“May those who love us, love us
And those who don’t, may God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles
So we’ll know them by their limping.”
[li]Lift 'em high and drain 'em dry to the guy who says, “This round… I’ll buy.”[/li]For purple prose, this one’s hard to beat;
[li]Here’s to the the trees and flowers in bloom.[/li]You in my arms and I in your room.
A bird and a bottle and a bed badly tossed.
A door that is locked and a key that is lost.
And a night that’s a thousand years long.