Pardon me, but WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD??
You are all a bunch of effete scumbag fops.
My old stovetop percolator which I had since college bit the dust. The bottom wore through.
Mrs. Scylla bought a Mr. Coffee.
This is as close as I’ve come to divorce.
Drip coffee is not coffee, it’s fucking tea, or latte or somesuch bullshit.
Anybody that drinks it or makes it might as well just kill themselves now because it’s clear there a pussy scab, on the festering arm of society.
It’s time we lance this boil.
Drip is not coffee. It’s weak assed crap.
I had to go to three different stores before I found a stovetop percolator to replace the one that died. Mr. Coffe went into the garbage can along with his shitty little toilet paper filters.
Got my percolator at Dunham’s Discount Sporting Goods, camping section.
I boiled some water in it to clean it.
I put three heaping tablespoons of Maxwell House into the cup, an eggshell and put that bad boy on the heat. I let it percolate for ten minutes or so.
This is Coffee. Slightly oily, as all that good caffeine and stuff has come out of the grounds after being passed through the percolating mechanism a dozen times or so, it is strong, dark, and slightly bitter. There’s always the bares hint of fine grounds which pass through the percolator to add zest. No filter paper taste. Just real coffee.
You bastards can take your drip coffee, and your Goddamn Maxi-pad filters and kiss my ass!