Lack of water pressure is one of trump’s major grievances, but I don’t think he ever specified which of his properties was afflicted. Rather than fix the problem, he cries about it for years, at his fucking rallies, and even at a recent presser. Is he hoping those billionaires who ponied up the bribes for his “presidential library” would hire a contractor for him? And the notion of him repeatedly pressing the button on a dishwasher, or even being in the vicinity of a dishwasher, is laughably absurd.
Maybe it was the drip, drip drip of gonorrhea.
I was thinking incontinence.
I’ve wondered where he has these issues. We’ve lived with lower pressure shower heads for many years and have no issues with a great shower. Same for low-volume toilets. No need to flush 10 times. And our newer water efficient dishwasher is amazing. He just loves to harp on imagined problems. Windmills, Haitians eating pets, little Jimmy going to school and coming home little Kimmy, gangs of illegals with weapons beyond what our military has terrorizing US cities, etc. Guy is a crazed lunatic.
BTW, I knew what this was about from the title 
It’s just Trump. It isn’t easy to flush a Constitution, reams of stolen classified documents, and a Democracy down the pipe.
It says a lot about his intelligence when he flushed documents down a toilet when living in a house with about two dozen fireplaces.
Incontinence, gonorrhea, drooling… why not all three…?
Three cheers for Team Moist!!!
Drip, drip, away!
Or the results of two Big Macs and a half a bucket of KFC original recipe washed down by a six pack of Diet Coke after it passes through the rotting remains of an unhealthy octogenarian’s digestive system.
That’s exactly what I was going to post. But I’m working and just now saw the spread. I can’t hear ‘drip, drip, drip’ without thinking of this bit.
Why is it even an issue with him, since this pulls into Mar A Lago on the daily?
“Poopies. I got poopies.”
“Uh… Mr. President, you are on a mic, people can hear you.”
“I don’t care! I GOT POOPIES!”
(Is it sad that I don’t think this is that far-fetched as a possible future scenario?)
I didn’t even know it was C&C, but I still have it in my head and went right there.
♫ Drip dripping away. ♫
♫ Drip dripping a-way-yay-yay. ♫
♫ You know the nearer to inauguration ♫
♫ The more he’s drip dripping away… ♫
I thought it was gonna be about his wardrobe. His “drip”, as the kids say. 
I’ve never understood his complaint.
I am not sure that he even flushes his toilet.
Just leaves it for someone else to clean up.
Does he wipe his own arse? Or is there a footman of the royal stool?
Yeah, his tiny hands probably don’t reach.
Maybe he doesn’t even wipe. That may be the source of his unique aroma.
To the tune of “Windy” by The Association
Who’s cleaning up when orange man vacates
Staring with lust at that vast derrière
Who’s bending down to swipe with a wet-nap
Everyone knows it’s Lindsey
Who’s gotta’ clean up after the carnage
Putty knife for poo and damp mop for pee
Who’s reach-around always comes up empty
Everyone knows it’s Lindsey
And Lindsey has crazy eyes
He’s hard for this fascist guy
And his self-esteem ain’t high
MAGA lickspittle proud (lickspittle proud)
MAGA lickspittle proud (lickspittle proud)
Great. Now you’ve made me equate Trump to autism faker and coprophile and YouTube target Andrew Ditch.