drugs found in possession of stupid person

I haven’t even read this, but I HAD to post it, too funny.


“Florida Man” strikes (out) again.


And they were pulled over for SPEEDING!

stupid is right. If you are carrying drugs, why are you speeding?

Because idiotic junkies have to get home RIGHT NOW to get high. That was the worst part of doing drugs, dealing with the fucking idiot junkies. I wanted to get high too, but holy shit, you need to not got to jail first. Ugh. I’m glad I’m over that shit specifically because of dealing with idiots.