Drunk Posting, To be or Not to Be!!!!

In My Humble Opinion
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I’ll admit it, I’m drunk. 2 Martinis and 4 beers after a nice dinner with the wife, and I’m a little tipsy. The wife is doing dishs in the kitchen (now if I could only get her barefoot and pregnant in there too). I have a spare second to expand on the beauty of alcohol.

[Homer]

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problem’s

[/Homer]

I’m tired now and, please, for the love og God, let this thread die a quick and painless death. I don’t wnat to ge tup tommorow and hgave to see it here. Good Night all.

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I’m here to unsave your day!!!

Woohooo! I’m not drunk, but I might be soon. G’nite Hamlet…and Good Morning! You might want to explain to your wife the part about ‘barefoot and pregnant’ in the kitchen…I’m sure she’ll dig it. :wink:

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Shut Up you, you, you, you effin Newtral you. So there, take that.

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A question has been asked, and my opinion is…

Not To Be.
Lockdown.