For the win:
I’m assuming this must mean his body ended up in some quite conspicuously unsurvivable arrangement, such as folded in half backwards, or head impacted into shoulders, etc.
Only one thing to do when their pants are down and they are very dead…go through those pants for loose change!
Chump Change got tripped up with his own size thirty-eights,
And nobody flinched down by the bike store
And the bystanders weren’t weeping, they were practically glad
And the coppers weren the only ones that laughed 'til they were sore
And his absurd trousers were twisted, I guess they were too loose
And everyone agrees, “Good riddance to the douche.”
This puts me in mind of the ‘rapper’ in NYC who thought he would shut some cops with his submachinegun, but ended up stovepiping the gun after 3 rounds because he was firing it sideways ‘gangsta’ style.
Has anyone called Miracle Max?
Post 23.
“Just Desserts” only describes the last course at the Bar Association banquet.
Incidentally, my name for these guys is stringbean.
In the course of my job I sometimes have to arrest people. When you arrest them you have to do a pat-down search. Fashion has changed the way people like me do a pat-down search. This one guy recently had baggy pants that were just barely held up by a belt. I had him take off and give me the belt. He then held up his pants with his hands. After that, I had to hold up his pants with one hand while he had his hands on the wall when I did the rest of the search with my other hand because if I hadn’t, his pants would have fallen down.