Today I learned a new game to pass the time in meetings.
Take the name of a popular novel and “Dude” it. As in:
“Lolita” = Dude, where’s my jailbait?
“Lord of the Rings” = Dude, where’s my ring?
“A Room With A View” = Dude, where’s my window.
You get the idea.
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The Hulk = Dude, where’s my consideration for the audience?
SDMB = Dude, where’s my ignorance?
There’s Something About Mary = Dude, where’s my spooge?
Saving Private Ryan = Dude, where’s my brother?
Raising Arizona = Dude, where’s Nathan, Jr.?
Star Wars = Dude, where’s the force?
Waiting for Godot = Dude, where’s Godot?
Princess Bride = Dude, where’s my girlfriend?
Charlies Angel: Full Throttle = Dude, where’s the plot?
Sleepy Hollow = Dude, Where’s My Head?
X-Men 2 = Dude, Where’s My Prof?
The Odyssey = Dude, where’s my home?
Citizen Kane = Dude, where’s my sled?
The Sun Also Rises = Dude, Where’s my Ability to Perform Sexually?
Roots = Dude, where’s my freedom?
Canterbury Tales = Dude, wherest doth my dirtie booke getteth off to?
Weekend at Bernie’s = Dude, where’s … nah, too easy
Romeo and Juliet = Why can’t we all just get along? (Oops! Wrong game)
The Iliad = Dude, where’s Achilles?
JFK = Dude, where’s the second gunman?
Journey to the Center of the Earth = Dude, what’s down here?
My Dinner with Andre = Dude, how long are we going to sit at this f*cking table?
Moby Dick = Dude, Where’s the Whale?
The Old Man and the Sea = Dude, Where’s the Rest of the Effin’ Fish?
Chicago = Dude, Where’s My Headlines?
Sunset Boulevard = Dude, Where’s My Adoring Audience?
The Two Towers = Dude, where’s the wizard?
The Return of the King = Dude, where’s the king?
Hamlet= Dude, where’s my dad?
The Terminator: Dude, where’s Sarah Conner?
The Great Escape: Dude, where’s my tunnel?
Waterworld: Dude, where’s the land?
Highlander: Dude, where’s my prize?
High Noon: Dude, where’s my posse?
Pale Rider: Dude, where’s my Bible?
On The Waterfront: Dude, where’s my pigeons?
Ghost Dog: Dude, where’s my pigeons?
The Birds: Yo, Dude? Your pigeons?
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While in NYC last spring I attended a taping of The Late Show with David Letterman for which Aston Kutcher was the guest. The “-Car?” movie came up and Dave enjoyed adapting the title to fit their conversation. Especially funny was a well-placed “Dude, where’s my sister?”
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