We haven’t had a dumb jokes thread in a while (well, at least a day or two), so for those going through withdrawal:
What animal has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A camel with a really poor sense of direction.
What’s the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prairie, the other prowls on the hairy
Shit! That solves the mouse-over problem on the first page, but gives the answer here. Does anyone remember the right way to do that? I did spoiler/quote – should it be quote/spoiler?
Wanna hear a disgusting joke?
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
I’ll take this opportunity to tell my young son’s first joke ever.
“I met a man who said he hadn’t had a bite in three days. So I shot him!”
It takes a little Zen to find this funny, but fortunately, little Zen was born shortly after. To someone else. I assume. I think it’s funny anyhow.
The King of Soup – very Dada. I laughed.
My favorite stupid joke:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
You take the quote feature, and you replace the word “quote” with “spoiler”
No, I know how to do spoilers – :rolleyes: – but there’s a way to do it where it’s spoilerized on the thread page, and the mouse-over is also spoilerized, which when you just do “spoiler” it isn’t.
Don’t ask. Seriously, AskNott:
I also know that. But there’s a way to combine “spoiler” and “quote” so it’s not necessary.
Q. What did the Mexican Fireman name his 2 sons?
A. Hose A and Hose B.
Why did the pope cross the road?
He crosses everything.
A bear walks into a bar and eats a cocktail waitress. He then goes up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve drug users here.”
“I’m not a drug user,” the bear says.
“Oh yeah?” asks the bartender. “What about that barbituate?”
Strange; just yesterday I was thinking of starting a dumb-jokes thread.
Why do they only eat one egg for breakfast in France?
Because in France, one egg an an oeuf!