I just got this e-mail forwarded to me here at work.
Sounds like a plan to me! At this point rumors of a government satellite being in position to photograph this mass outpouring of patriotism are unsubstantiated. Reports indicate, however, that proceeds from the sales of these photos could be used to permanently retire the national debt.
So what about it ladies? Will you be “flying your colors” tonight?
AHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Unfortunately, my wife will not let me verify the patriotism of the neighboring households, even though I’ve told her repeatedly how important this is to our national security and struggle against terrorism. It looks like I’ll have to settle for the binoculars-and-open-blinds method again.
She took my last pair of binoculars from me though, so I’m going to wait for my $1000 check from Bill Gates that was promised in my last e-mail to get another pair. I forwarded the e-mail to twenty people, just like it said. WE’RE GOING TO BE RICH!!! 