Finally! Something that SHOULD be true on Snopes. The world would be a better place.

[Weirddave]

Link.

The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the Islamic people cannot stand nudity, they consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife. Tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists. The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you. God bless America.

God Bless America, indeed. I say, all you doper women, do your part, damn it! But send me your address first, just so I can observe that you’re doing it properly.

[SPOOFE]

Been done, 'Dave. Been done.

And I’m still wishing it was true.