According to Sarah Palin, Obama is “pussyfooting” for not releasing pictures of bin Laden.
Yes, the guy whose administration ACTUALLY FUCKING KILLED BIN LADEN by authorizing a raid so fucking daring and badass Chuck Norris would’ve taken a pass, who in fact had the armed forces prepared to go to war with Pakistan if need be to get Obama and get all his people out doing it, and whose team pulled it off in such a sweet manner that every special forces soldier in the world, including dead ones in their graves, got a woody, and who dumped the world’ #1 wanted terrorist into the goddamned ocean so fish could eat him. And while he was planning this, by the way, he was still doing all the other Presidential stuff while holding a poker face that’d make Doyle Brunson fold a straight flush. Yeah, that President. He’s pussyfooting.
Should Obama release the photos? Maybe, maybe not. Maybe he should have mounted bin Laden’s head on a fucking pike on the White House lawn, I don’t know. In fact, for all we know, Obama has bin Laden’s goddamned head in a beer cooler next to his desk just so he can hold it up during meetings and have Joe Biden yell “FINISH HIM!” like in the Mortal Kombat games and everyone laughs. Whatever. What matters is the dirty bastard is dead and Obama’s the man at the top of the organization that sent him to sleep with the fishes.
Sarah Palin didn’t even have the fucking groceries to finish out her first term as governor of Alaska.
Shut up, you stupid bitch.