Send me an email. Now. You heard me. Address is on my profile.
Done 
To hear is to obey
Yes…::emptied-eyed zombie working to send email::–must send email to ultress…
email sent - post posted.
ok, 8 emails, 29 views, 19,000 members. What’s up with the rest of you slugs?
Y-y-yes m-m-m-ma’am. By your command!
Why should you get e-mail when I need e-mail?? Yes, need, not want… I have needs - many needs - on many levels…
and now…
now…
Now, I think I need to send you some e-mail…
Email sent, complete with mundane and pointless facts about my day.
As requested, your order for one (1) electronic mail has been filled. Your bill will follow shortly by USPS mail.
Yes, Mistress.
To hear is to obey
your wish is my command. Email send, post is a little late, please forgive me…please, please, please. :eek:
Note to self: don’t mess with ultress.
What…it’s as simple as that? A bunch of zombified dopers bowing to the whim of a single poster?
Hmmmmm…
Attention female dopers!
Show us your breasts!
You heard me, I don’t care if you’re at work, researching at the library or fixing dinner at home…this won’t take long…lift that shirt!!
The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----
<ultress13@hotmail.com>
(reason: 554 Transaction failed)
Feh. You’re gonna hafta come down here and get this one in person.
I have burped in your general electronic direction.
Well, Unclebeer, everyone else’s is getting through. I think you just holding out on me. But hey, don’t doubt that I can’t pick it up in person! And to think, I dedicated a song to you.
Why am I suddenly looking around for a young James Coburn?? [sub]you are not a pleasure unit… you are not a pleasure unit[/sub] Okay. Email sent.
And Beagledave…
[sub]furtively looking around office, makes sure no one is looking[/sub]
FLASH
-BK
Done and doner.
Uhhh, okay.