It’s been two weeks since I’ve watched Eastenders on BBC America.
What happened to Jamie after he was run over?
What’s up with Cat and Anthonie?
What is the story with the new bartender?
Any more on Phil and Lisa’s dissapearence?
Ye gods, you watch this in America? WHY??
Jamie snuffed it on Xmas day. Internal injuries.
Kat chucked Anthony a week or two back.
New bartender Alfie Moon is an ex-villain trying to go straight. He gets blackmailed by a bent copper, runs away, but comes back soon after 'cos Peggy forgives him his past.
No more on the Lisa story. Phil is hooked up to a new woman now, but it’s early days yet.
I can’t believe I watch the tripe myself, you Americans have NO excuse!
Cat reveals that she’s actually Anthonie’s great-aunt on his cousin’s side, Lisa has been abducted by aliens in Portugal and forced to power their spaceships through her amazing power of Perpetual Whininess, the new bartender is actually a Watcher keeping an eye on Zoe, who is the new Slayer, and Jamie dies after marrying a refugee from a third-rate manufactured pop group.
<drums> doop doop doop doopdoop duggadugga…</drums>
Come to think of it, if I was married to Kym Marsh I’d probably throw myself in front of a car too…
New game - Eastenders death pool. Who’s gonna get it next? I hope it’s … forget it, the list is too long.
My wife is hooked, I hate the show but end up watching anyway, usually hurling abuse at the characters for acts of gross stupidity and the writers for dreadful Soapland clichés.