Eat at Ryan's

WARNING, very gross but hugely funny*

This is from another, hence lesser message board. This is really a MPSIMS thing but perhaps more language apropriate for the pit. A few exerpts:

And of course:

Umm, perhaps This link would work better.

Yup! Sounds like dinner at Ryan’s to me. :eek:

Now that gives new meaning to the phrase “Would you like that ‘to go’?”

I first read this particular story in '95 or '96 on alt.tasteless. Even then, the regs in that group commented that they’d heard the story numerous times before. I’ve never seen an attribution associated with the story, though. Anyone know who really wrote it?

Sounds like something lieu would know about.