Apparently I would like this oh-so-amusing garden gnome: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2388099572&category=519&ssPageName=Merch06
The only garden implement I have bought or bidded for is a set of seccateurs. Now they’re insisting that I buy crap that nobody else wants haunting their gardens. :rolleyes:
Dear god, that thing’s hideous. I’ve seen plenty of cute garden gnomes, sure, but dear god, that thing’s hideous.
You know they aren’t insisting that you buy it, they’re merely suggesting it, and it’s certainly not unfeasible that their suggestions could be atrocious. (Mine occasionally are on almost every site.)
Then again, I think it’s kind of cute (but not cute enough to bid on it). 
shudder
These are so much better looking.
ewww. I wouldn’t even steal that thing to break it. Then again those things creap me out. No wait, no they don’t.
Why get a gnome when you can get a gargoyle instead?
Are my eyes fooling me, or is that a naked garden gnome? What kind of sick mind does it take to come up with such an idea? :eek:
No kidding! It’s atrocious. Anyone know where I can get one on this side of the pond?
I dunno, but googling on “ugly lawn gnome” (no quotes) turned up this.
I guess you missed the strategically placed leaf. I think that the leaf is WORSE than being nekkid.
It looks constipated. And why is it’s tongue kinda sticking out?
~shudder~
I despise garden gnomes. And those whirly flower things.
But it’s so obvious! - I bid on some White LEDs and lost, so why wouldn’t I be interested in bidding some White tennis shoes?
Is that gnome doing what I think it’s doing?
And if you liked that gargoyle, you’ll want to buy this set.
I don’t quite get the thread title, Is GorillaMan selling his Arse on Ebay, and advertising the fact that we his arse is an item we may like?
Is it hairy? Has it been well used, is it in good condition, or does it need some work?
