I have found the ultimate garden gnome

Go to this site: www.germangiftshop.de and check out their gnome selection. In the “Fun Set”, there is a gnome giving the finger! Look at the look on its face! Priceless. Well, no- it can be yours for only $109, shipping included. Christ, if I had $100 to blow, this is exactly what I’d be buying. :smiley:

He looks so jolly. Too bad it’s German: It would look absolutely perfect in front of a good Irish bar on St. Patty’s Day!

Od Gods, I’m in love–and I hate garden gnomes! But I would have this in my garden. Good find, ratty.

What’s the gnome in front doing? The best we can come up with is that he is adjusting, or playing pocket pool.

I want a garden gnome firing an M-16.