You can use this website to convert the post into Cyrillic. The spammer was trying to sell jewelry. But that’s not nearly as interesting as the other interpretations 
Burma Shave.
Regards,
Shodan
I did a google search for the one bit that was in “English” and on google those characters were displayed in Russian for Straight Dope.
ЗАКРЫВАЕТСЯ ЮВЕЛИРНЫЙ СКЛАД monroe gems ch !!! Начинается финальная ликвидация всей коллекции драгоценностей по последним ценам
Which translated to:
JEWELRY STORE CLOSING monroe gems ch!!! It starts with the final liquidation of the entire collection of jewelry to the latest prices
“ê-î-ë-í-ô.”
Fixed.
This could develop to one of the Epic Threads! Go for it!
This is the noise one makes when you drink Louisiana Hot Sauce directly out of the bottle
Thanks. I knew it was an ad, just didn’t know about the character set. (It showed up on my screen as mostly a crap-ton of e’s.)
I see that url .ch is Switzerland. I would have guessed Czech.
Thanks the ad shows as
Send to any town?? Ah. That means they’ll ship anywhere. Heh.
Thanks again. I thought “monroe gems ch” was a url that got messed up.
Looks up “incommensurate”… I think they should’ve used “incomparable discounts”. 
A Moose once bit my sister…
I think it means it’s SergGoreliys’s time of the month.
Ohhhhh! Obscure Bill Murray trivia!
Props!
Well tell her to bite it back!
Management would like to inform the readers of this threat that the people responsible for the Babelfish translation, have been sacked.
one ring to rule them all
one ring to find them
one ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.
all rings of power must go!
Buy one Nazgul get a cave troll free!
Cite?
“In the jungle, the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight… a’whooooo’ÇÀÊÐÛÂÀÅÒÑß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÛÉ ÑÊËÀÄÍà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ âñåé êîëëåêöèè äðàãîöåííîñòåé ïî ïîñëåäíèì öåíàì ÈÌÅÍÍÎ ÄËß ÂÀÑ ÍÅÑÎÐÀÇÌÅÐÍÛÅ ÑÊÈÄÊÈ Îòïðàâêà â ëþáîé ãîðîä a’weee’oooo’mummaa’wayyy…”
It’s times like these I wish the 'Dope had a “like” button for replies.
Cite?
How are translators responsible for the threat of moose bites?