Ever overheard a bit of conversation from nearby that you are truly sorry you heard? I was in a private club not long ago, just minding my own business, when I overheard the following exchange between two adults (probably in their 60’s) seated behind me (they were not even trying to talk softly):
He: So when is hubby due home?
She: Oh he’s gone for the whole weekend, not that it matters, even when he’s here he has no time for me. God we haven’t even had sex for months.
He: That must be frustrating for you, what do you do, masturbate?
She: I don’t know how.
He: Well, if you like, I could come over and show you how.
She: Oh, I could never put you to that much bother.
He: Well, I could just tell you how. First you just take off your clothes and lay on your bed, with your legs open…
At this point, I went to the washroom and upon returning, sat at another spot in the room. Now I have this horrible vision of these two in my head, him standing at the foot of her bed yelling “To the right, to the right”.:eek: :eek:
Anyone else overheard something they wish they hadn’t??