Pork nog? :dubious:
I don’t know about pork nog, but I’ve always wanted to try making corn nog (as seen on the Simpsons). I suspect if made properly it would be rather good.
Egg and bacon nog. Just throw it all in a blender. Some pancakes too. Don’t forget the syrup.
Would that be rum and Karo Syrup? 
Baked Bean Nog?
Donut Nog?
Liver 'n Onion Nog?
Goat Nog?
Og Nog?
Now that would be interesting. I’ve found someone that makes Vanilla Donut Ice Cream. Mix that with milk and rum and you have Vanilla Donut Nog.
The way I’m thinking of it, it would be almost like a sweet, rich, alcoholic corn chowder.
The only good nog is Lieutenant Nog.
No Nog
Gun Nog (only funny to me, and only when spoken)
Chicken Nog (skip the middleman)
Frog nog. Straight from the blender in festive green and red.
Hold it right there, buddy! Ya can’t go around drinking your deity. That’s for Christians! Come to think of it, though, with enough rum, you could get OG SMASHED!
Anny nog! Made by Nanny Ogg! You know that’ll have a kick.