What do you get when you cross J.R.R. Tolkien with gangsta rap?
I am genuinely disconcerted by how much I like this stuff.
Ain’t no party like a hobbit party 'cause a hobbit party don’t stop.
Ain’t no party like a hobbit party 'cause a hobbit party don’t stop.
Jesus, I’m such a geek. 
They should do *Straight Outta Compton:
[When something happens in North-West Middle Earth, nothin’ happens, 'sjust another Hobbit dead. dead. dead.]
Straight Outta Hobbiton, crazy motherf*cker named Frodo
From the group calle Hobbits in Mo’Do’
When the king blings, I gots the One Ring
Slip it on, and no one can see me
You too orc, if you f*ck with me
The Nazgul are gonna have to come and get me
Off your ass, that’s how I’m goin’ now
For the punk ass orcs that’s showin’ now
My sword, Sting, is a tool
Don’ make me act the motherf*cking fool
Goblins start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Makes a hobbit cook 'em in a pot like gumbo
Here’s the Black Gate to keep you dancin’
Even Sauroman can’t go prancin’ in there
So when I’m on Mt. Doom’s slopes
You better duck
‘Cause Frodo is crazy as f*ck
As I claim the ring, believe I be stompin’
But when I come back boy
I’m comin’s Straight Outta Hobbiton
Now I know what you all be wondrin’
Can a Hobbit bust a rhyme in Sindarin?
'Im erthad ah i aran ned adanath
A i brennil esta Arwen sen ivanneth
Pan maetha i norui a breg Sauron
Leithian enedh amar o um’s mellon"
Straight Outta Hobbiton!*
I absolutely love rap based on books and TV… it’s so unabashedly geeky and hysterically funny. Earlier this year, I lived with another Doper and he had a massive mp3 collection with various raps, including one about Zelda, which rocked.
Man, I wish i had speakers on this computer.
Elfbabe, you listenin’? I thought this thread was about you, gettin’ jiggy in Sheboygan. 
Don’t mind me, I’m just crashing the party and falling on my ass.
You could at least have provided us with a Link!
Very cool. Translation, please?
Excellent lyrics, Ilsa!
Something to the effect of “I’m teaming up with the king of men and his lady friend Arwen to unite against this dude Sauron, freeing Middle Earth from evil incarnate.”