Weasel vs Fox.
Coming to a youtube near you!
Weasels are so ill-tempered, they never mate willingly. Gender confusion can also exacerbate an already unfortunate encounter.
Wait, Fox the network or Fox the Fantastic Mr.?
This is supposed to be funny?
I assumed he was speaking of the man’s character…but if it was a mere dig on his appearance then yeah, not 'luci’s best work.
This bears repeating, after all these three years.
I love Elicidator and want to hug him to my bosom and rub his feet for him and feed him homemade matzoh ball soup with a spoon.
Mom? You’re alive? And you’re Jewish?!
No, no. He loves Elicidator not Elucidator. Different person entirely. 
I can only hope that someday someone will find me so important that they will resurrect a several-year-old thread and pull out a random post just so they can tell me how funny I, er, aren’t.
C’mon folks, I’ve only got a few years left…
I think 'luci and VT should have babies.
Keep it up fellas, you have a admiring audience here.
Well, the whole world must just be rolling in laughter now, wot?
Yeah — one of the few threads I ever started was a ‘luci fan appreciation, back in 2009: I Love Luci - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board
Remember to post that link every three years.
(You skipped 2012. What gives?)
