Elvis has entered the building

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’ve been here since April, and I lurk much, much more than I post. And I’m sick and tired of it. When I do post, it’s usually just to add some smart-ass comment. No more, baby! Elvis is getting off his shy ass and introducing himself.

I’m a 28-year-old law student. I’m married, and my wife and I (mostly my wife) recently had a baby girl. I have an unhealthy obsession with Elvis Presley, hence the username.

I got my bachelor’s degree in Philosophy. As much as I love philosophy, if you aren’t willing to teach (which I’m not), then you really can’t do a damn thing with a degree in it. So I went to law school. I’m in my last year, and I’m currently trying to find a job, which is an enormous pain in the butt.

I voted for Gore. And I’d do it again.

My favorite forum has recently become ATMB. It’s getting crabbier than the Pit (which I also love).

So that’s a little about me. Feel free to stop in and say Hi.

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Thank ya, thankyaverymuch. :wink:

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Hi.

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Hi! Welcome to the boards.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis is in the building I repeat, Elvis is in the building.

I’m glad to meet ya.

Keith

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Aloha!

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Hi, Elvis. Did you name your daughter Lisa Marie?

:smiley:

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If he tries to introduce you to little Elvis, run.

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Maybe you’re just mold on the refrigerator door. :wink:

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Mold! I’m certainly not mold, though I have been seen on a tortilla in Mexico.

By the way, I might use that as my signature, Unclebeer.

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I could have sworn you were nothin but a hounddog :smiley:

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Law student, my ass.

You work in the supermarket around the corner from where I live, in the vegetables department. Man, those 70’s sideburns kick ass.

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Those aren’t sideburns, that’s ear hair.

I’m just thanking God that no one has mentioned the fact that my name-sake died while he was pinching off a loaf.

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waves

Nice to meet you :slight_smile:

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Notice that The King ain’t described his wife.

Here’s a hint—the Enquirer was right! :smiley:
Now Elvis, tell your Uncle Bosda: Bigfoot, Nessie or one of those little Grey Alien girls? :wink:

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Geez, Bosda. You ignore the fact that I made millions of little blue-haired ladies happy, and the fact that I made white jumpsuits and capes fashionable. You ignore ALL of my contributions to the world. You’re only interested in the fact that Roseanne and I are secretly married.

BTW, Leonardo DiCaprio is our love child. Can you see the resemblance?