I’ve been here since April, and I lurk much, much more than I post. And I’m sick and tired of it. When I do post, it’s usually just to add some smart-ass comment. No more, baby! Elvis is getting off his shy ass and introducing himself.
I’m a 28-year-old law student. I’m married, and my wife and I (mostly my wife) recently had a baby girl. I have an unhealthy obsession with Elvis Presley, hence the username.
I got my bachelor’s degree in Philosophy. As much as I love philosophy, if you aren’t willing to teach (which I’m not), then you really can’t do a damn thing with a degree in it. So I went to law school. I’m in my last year, and I’m currently trying to find a job, which is an enormous pain in the butt.
I voted for Gore. And I’d do it again.
My favorite forum has recently become ATMB. It’s getting crabbier than the Pit (which I also love).
So that’s a little about me. Feel free to stop in and say Hi.
Thank ya, thankyaverymuch.
Hi! Welcome to the boards.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis is in the building I repeat, Elvis is in the building.
I’m glad to meet ya.
Hi, Elvis. Did you name your daughter Lisa Marie?
If he tries to introduce you to little Elvis, run.
Maybe you’re just mold on the refrigerator door.
Mold! I’m certainly not mold, though I have been seen on a tortilla in Mexico.
By the way, I might use that as my signature, Unclebeer.
I could have sworn you were nothin but a hounddog
Law student, my ass.
You work in the supermarket around the corner from where I live, in the vegetables department. Man, those 70’s sideburns kick ass.
Those aren’t sideburns, that’s ear hair.
I’m just thanking God that no one has mentioned the fact that my name-sake died while he was pinching off a loaf.
Notice that The King ain’t described his wife.
Here’s a hint—the Enquirer was right!
Now Elvis, tell your Uncle Bosda: Bigfoot, Nessie or one of those little Grey Alien girls?
Geez, Bosda. You ignore the fact that I made millions of little blue-haired ladies happy, and the fact that I made white jumpsuits and capes fashionable. You ignore ALL of my contributions to the world. You’re only interested in the fact that Roseanne and I are secretly married.
BTW, Leonardo DiCaprio is our love child. Can you see the resemblance?