Ever had one of those lines you considered a ‘tension breaker’? A line to totally either shut up ppl or to make them laugh. That above is one of my faves…
A few more…
“Hey be happy you can stand up and say you have never been caught driving without pants…”
“My head is 50% great ideas and witty reparte, 15% daily thoughts, and the rest smooth creamy butterscotch pudding.”
Post your own for my amusement. Those that confuse or annoy me shall have their posters taken away and summerily boiled.
"Two seagulls were flying over St. Louis, and then one of them looks down and says, “Look, Charles, Chicago!’”
Works almost every time. For the rare occasions that it doesn’t, I just whip out a Simpsons quote, Monty Python quote, or start singing Pink Elephants On Parade.
i’ve always liked yelling at the top of my lungs, I HAVE GREEN SHIT GROWING ON MY BALLS!!. if that doesn’t get a response, i don’t know what to tell you.
Heh, I’m always filling in dead spots in conversation.
“So the other day I was sitting under a tree, you know, just chilling and thinking about life, when suddenly I realized what it’s all about! But then the tree fell on me, and I forgot.”
Or sometimes I’ll just start channeling Kurt Cobain.
I do that too…throw in a Nirvana lyric during dead spots.
With me and the Girls, every so often if things get too quiet/serious, I’ll say my favorite line from ** Pee Wee’s Big Adventure **
"I’ll say! I’m going to go start a paper route, RIGHT NOW!’
We also occasionally throw in a random ** Jerky Boys ** quote like…
“Remember! give a man a fire, he’s warm for a night; set a man on fire, and he’s warm for the rest of his life!”
it is also good for determining possible friend material, i’ve found. just say it, and if they laugh, then whoever it is could become a friend. or they could just be a homicidal maniac…
[sub]but a FRENDLY homicidal maniac![/sub]