Embarrasing attractions you have to movie characters.

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You know, the kind of attraction you dare not tell your family or friends about, or else they’ll think you’re deranged. I’m not talking about human characters, either, so as an example, here’s mine:

Seen the Hellboy movie? You know Abe Sapien? The fish guy? Yeah. I’ve got the hots for him. I have uncontrollable, perverted fantasies daily about him. I can’t help it. It’s horrible. Let’s not even go into how many photos I have on my computer and the collectible figurines I have. Oh, dear Og, help me. It’s so messed up, but it feels so gooood!
Who’s your shameful movie character desire?

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Well, the character was in both the television series and the movies, so I guess he counts. Worf, the Klingon. Tall, dark, deep voice, forceful personality, I wouldn’t mind having my neck ache afterwards!

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Just anime characters - Yurika Misumaru & Lynn Minmei

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Hellboy.

I have a small poster of him and the BPRD keychain, but whenever I try asking stores about Hellboy action figures, they always give me odd looks. It’s not exactly that shameful, because if my friends find out I can always point out that a certain percentage of them have the hots for the Phantom of the Opera.

I have a crush on Abe Sapien as well. It’s the way he moves and his voice, although I can’t seem to find any posters of him for reasonable prices.

I’m not sure if Nightcrawler is odd enough for this thread.

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Try explosiontoys.com. I got my 12" Abe figure from them. They had a lot of stuff. The 12" Hellboy looks awesome, and I seem to remember it only being around $40 US. That’s what I paid for my Abe, too.

I’m sure the Dark Horse official site will have some toys, as well. Forget the local comic joint - I never had any luck finding anything at those kinds of places.

I think Nightcrawler would count. :wink:

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Well, then I’ve also got the hots for Nightcrawler.

That’s all I can think of for the moment, but I’ll come back. But chances are it will be another one of the X-Men.

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Just what do you do with the 12" action figure?
Ok, I’ll admit that I had a bit of a crush on The Little Mermaid.

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I took all his clothes off once. Just out of curiosity. He had the same damn built-in underwear that Ken dolls have. The bastages!! :smiley:

I’d love to have the 4-foot-tall maquette to molest, but don’t have the $300 to burn. It’s a sweeeeeet maquette, too. :smiley:

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I think a lot of folks have developed an attraction to Helen “Elastigirl” Parr. And they’re not embarassed to admit it. :wink:

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I rejoice!

You, too, have found the Way of the Sainyed Miss Macross!

PRAISE MINMEI!! <sparkley eyes>

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I don’t want to love Han Solo, but I can’t help it. Han Solo is a sexist pig. He’s an inconsiderate rat. He’s a manipulative con artist.

But he’s welcome to come up and see me, any time.

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And Prince Eric was possibly the hottest cartoon man ever drawn. :slight_smile:

I have a Superman fetish. I know sex with a Kryptonian would likely kill me–and I don’t care.

And don’t even get me started on my whole Luke Skywalker fantasy. Just think–control of the Force: he could touch me without even using his hands …

Really, I have an uncontrollable attraction to farmboys with strange powers. :slight_smile:

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Disney’s Maid Marian. What a fox.

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Harrumph! Kids.

Jessica Rabbit.

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I used to have a crush on Veronica Lodge. Aside from her, I can’t think of any that’re particularly weird. Maybe B’Ellana Torres from Voyager?

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So I’m the only woman here who would leave her husband for Aragorn?

Don’t get me wrong, I love DeHusband, Happy Valentine’s Day and all that jazz…

But I gotta tell ya, In. a. heartbeat.

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For years after “Time Bandits” was released, I had it bad for Evil. It didn’t lead to a full David Warner jones, although I like him as an actor just fine. Nope, I just really dug Evil.

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You forgot ‘scruffy-looking nerf herder.’

Hm. The aformentioned Jessica Rabbit; And let’s give a shout-out to Lola from Space Jam.

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I totally agree. But I don’t feel guilty about loving Aragorn. This thread asked for “embarrassing attractions,” and I’m not a bit embarrassed to admit being attracted to a brave, intelligent, magnanimous guy. It’s the weaselly misogynists like Han Solo and Indiana Jones who embarrass me, by turning me on despite my highmindedness. I guess it’s true what they say: ladies love outlaws.

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Who you calling scruffy lookin?

Lucius Malfoy. He’s just so “bad”.