Embarrasing attractions you have to movie characters.

It is no secret: anyone who’s more than mildly acquainted with me knows I have a hobbit fetish.

It surprised and amused when I first felt this odd attraction coming on back when FOTR first came out. I mean: here’s this movie with a manly-stubbled action hero and a pristinely beautiful blonde elf, and I take no interest in them, but go nuts over the tiny guys with pointy ears and furry toes. It felt kind of weird at the time, but that was 3 years ago, and I’ve gotten over it since (the feeling weird part, not the fetish part; I’m still having fun with that).

The odd thing is I don’t have much interest in the hobbit actors when they aren’t being hobbity. But I had the same kind of non-interest in the actors who played Gkar on Babylon 5, D’Argo on Farscape, and the occasional Cardassian–whom I also found attractive–once they weren’t covered in latex gunk either.

Pervy hobbit fancier. Sam will kill you if you try anything.

Yes, I was thinking about possible sexual advantages conferred by elasticity.

[mind runs wild for a moment]

Mrs Fontor is a yoga instructor. Maybe that’s where that’s coming from.

Dr Girlfriend. Have such a crush on her. And she’s a cartoon character.

Anime character crush: Himura Kenshin. I mean… world’s greatest swordsman, but so sweet and self-effacing. It’s the contrast that gets me all hot and bothered, he’s just going along being all sweet and cuddly and someone threatens his people and voom! he’s a total badass. I think I like that in a person!

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Well, ummm, I sorta used to think that Lassie was kind of hot. Seriously.
I was six. I didn’t know.

I have a hard time deciding between Excel and Hyatt. Excel’s a tad too hung up on Ilpalazzo, but Hyatt just dies too often.

Ropponmatsu! Sheesh.

Though, between the two, Hyatt.

You’re both nuts! Hyatt’s contagious! There is no Hyatt-immunity!

Now, since I like animated redheads, I think the Excel character I’d rather moon over is Matsuya Misaki. Sane, competent, and opinionated. Plus just as hot-looking as Hyatt (when alive) and Excel. :stuck_out_tongue:

(I’d like to point out, this is not what I’d consider an embarassing attraction. Hence the lack of a mention earlier. :smiley: )

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Ahh, what am I saying. I’ve got the hots for a guy who’s supposed to be half fish…::eek::

If it makes you feel any better, I have a lingering Goonies-era crush on Sean Astin that made me a pervy hobbit fancier, too. I feel your pain.

Heh. More like 3/4 fish. And likely slimy to boot.
At least my crush has long, luxuriant hair, and a cute face.

Uhhh, my former crush. Yeah.

Hey, at least we’d never have to buy K-Y.
Sorry. I couldn’t resist.

Legolas. God help me.

I have a friend who would heartily agree with you.

She doesn’t even call him Legolas. Her own personal name for him is “Hottie Elf”. :smiley:

True. :smiley:

He does strike me as a rather cultured fellow. Witty, urbane, and can probably list any number of wines that would go well with eating him.

Sorry. It’s early, and I’m badly hungover and humor-impaired.

I don’t remember the actor’s name, but he played Aries in “Hercules” with Kevin Sorbo. For some reason I just liked that dark-looking bad boy! :smiley:

Hey, yeah. He was pretty hot.

Oh, Kevin Smith… yes he was. Unfortunately, he actually died a couple of years ago. :frowning:
I had a thing for Hercules’ little buddy, Iolus.

And…Karl Urban as Caesar…and Karl Urban as Eomer. Yum.