It’s not his fault! He was just walking by that Dungeons and Dragons convention on his way to a pimp convention and happened to overhear it! He doesn’t know what it means, honest!
Can you introduce me to this Maiden Codpiece?
This thread isn’t an unmitigated loss, it allowed Giraffe to assiduously inspirit me.
I see your point. Let’s turn that around. Just because Contrapuntal (or anyone else) claims to hear a word often, does that make it common usage?
As for ‘maiden’, the word was chosen to fit in the context of the insult, not the OP.
Whatever you do, don’t tell him about the title of this thread.
OK, so… let’s see if you can follow pretty basic logic here.
You aren’t familiar with how often specific, quite common words are used, and you think someone didn’t understand what you intended in a post. Which of the following is most likely:
A) People with demonstrated vocabulary skills far superior to yours are somehow suddenly incapable of reading what you wrote for understanding
B) You’re just a dumbass who can’t express himself properly with the limited number of words you are familiar with (and probably with half or more of those having different definitions than you think they do)
C) You’re just a clumsy troll saying things you know to be extremely ignorant to watch people dance
It’s certainly not A. If it’s B, let’s hope you find a website more in line with your limited intellectual skills so that everyone is happy. If it’s C, maybe you’ll do something more obvious and get yourself banned.
I’d love to see the headlines if that town went bankrupt.
‘MAIDENHEAD BROKE’.
Even better, if it went bankrupt because of the incompetence of the town’s leadership:
‘MAYOR BREAKS MAIDENHEAD’.
What evidence is there here that any of my detractors have demonstrably better vocabulary skills? They use big words? There’s plenty of PhD holders that might have eidetic knowledge of a dictionary out there, but can’t critically think their way out of a paper bag and a few of them even post to this message board.
If you’re so smart, where’s your cite for just how common ‘embolden’ is in today’s usage?
Hymeny more maidenhead jokes are there?
:dubious:
Don’t you mean inspiriten?
I’m delighted to report that one of my co-workers, entirely unprompted by me or anything in this thread, just used the word “codpiece” in casual convsersation.
Ask him if he wants to play Dungeons and Dragons with us.
Can I play? I’ll even DM if ya want, but I only use First Edition with parts of Unearthed Arcana rules.
On the off chance that it might be relevant, what was that conversation about? Ren Faires?
“I’m going to AnachronCon this weekend - gotta shine up my codpiece.”
Yes. Also, we use them correctly, something with which you clearly struggle.
That may be true… well, no, it’s clearly pure bullshit, but even if that were true, that has nothing to do with the claim that you have a substandard vocabulary, which was the charge you were attempting to rebut.
Well, for one thing, dictionaries usually tag words that are no longer in common use with the word "archaic,’ or some similar designation. Forsooth, for example, is a word that nobody uses anymore, and you can see the word “archaic” right next to it. Let’s look at embolden again. See the word “archaic” in there? No? That’s cause it’s a common word in modern language.
More proof that it’s not an obsolete term? George Bush uses it regularly. Remember, this is the man with the second smallest vocabulary in the world. If he uses a word, it’s either something he just invented, or it’s about as common a word as “the” or “and.”
Like a rat fleeing to a sinking ship, I shall stand up, er… whilst fleeing, and say that I also hate the word “embolden.”
Googling “embolden” gets 775,000 hits.
“born too late” gets 182,000.
You archaic bushistic sheepspeak spitfaced motherloving wallywick melonheaded termagant.
But weren’t you the one who claimed it was becoming more common because of the President’s use of it? Wasn’t that the reason for your trying to coin “ensheepen”? So how do you know that?
Better wait till you hit dry land. Stopping in the middle of a rat stampede is contra-indicated.
(Did you hate it before it was bushisized? It’s really a lovely word in the right context.)
Emsheepen! EMsheepen!!
Geez!
Yeah, born too late is not without his fans, you emsheepening pile-ons! I detest the way Bush attempts to make terrorists sound more ominous by using words he gets from watching “Lord of the Rings”. It reminds me of when Reagan called the USSR “The Evil Empire”. (He must have been reading a lot of comic books that month!)