So, the wifey and I are supposed to be bringing the dip to our Mexican themed get together with friends tonight. She worked last night, and was going to make it after she woke up. She overslept, then had to run the kids to their swim classes as soon as I got home. This leaves me as the dip…er…with the dip!
Here’s what I know:
Here’s what I have:
A block of Asiago and Fontinella.
Shredded Mozzarella, Sharp, and Colby.
Taco Bell sauce.
I can’t think of anything else I would need.
Please advise as to what ingredients would be the best combination, and also how I should go about making this stuff. I am completely lost in the kitchen.
The problem is that regular cheese doesn’t melt well without the aid of alcohol. (So true for many of us.) I think, in your place I would take a nice empty, microwaveable bowl and buy the ingredients for the Velveeta a salsa dip on the way to the party. It only takes a couple of minutes to throw together.
Do you have rice or chicken on hand? I’m almost certain you have some crappy Uncle Bens in the back of your cupboard.
The best layered dip is made using either spicy rice or spicy chicken, here’s how to make both:
Bring 1 cup of taco bell sauce and 1 cup of water to a boil in a pot. Add 1 cup of rice, cover, and reduce to a simmer. Let it cook on extrememly low eat for about 20min. At that point the rice should be cooked and have absorbed all of the water. If the rice is uncooked add a bit more water and let it keep cooking; conversely if there is liquid left and the rice is almost done, bring it up to a boil (uncovered) and cook off the liquid.
If you have chicken, cut it into chunks and add it to the boiling water/sauce mixture (with or without the rice). Cover and reduce the temp to let it simmer until almost all of the liquid is gone. In this case though, you don’t want to start with too much liquid (takes longer to evaporate) so adjust depending on the amount of chicken, you can always add more if it starts to run try. When the liquid is almost gone, the chicken will be cooked, and should shred easily. Take a fork and shred the chicken pieces.
For the layered dip, spread the chicken or rice in the bottom of a large brownie pan or a deep pie plate (depending on how much you’ve made). Top it with sour cream, then cheese, then sprinkle with green onions, chopped tomatoes, small chilis or jalapenos.
Note: I wouldn’t use the asiago or Fontinella, they just won’t taste right. Shred the cheddar and colby finely, mix, then sprinkle over the sour cream.
For those reading, this is made even better if your bottom layer is refried beans and a middle layer is quacamole.
Let’s say she can’t get velvita, will the following work:
“whoops, I burnt the cheese dip, sorry, someone will just have to run to the store.”
Throw together all the cheese, spices, and some oil. Microwave till the cheese is runny, then and more oil and some chunky vegetable stuff to break up the texture. When it starts to solidify, microwavve it again.
Alright, I think I can do this. I have these ingredients (sorry, but no rice or chili), and it sounds easy enough for a monkey. Thanks so much for all your help, it came just in time. Check back soon in case I screw something up.
How thin? You don’t want it drippy, it should be just thicker than sour cream, but not as gelatenous as mayo. If its drippy, “fold” in a little more mayo (using a spatula), tasting as you go. But before you do (and you’ll love this) dip a chip into it so see how drippy it is. You wan it to stick to the chip without falling off, but also not so hard that the chip breaks. It might firm up if you can refrigerate it.