Surely it should read “The road to riches contains many chopsticks …”
Sweetness hapiness and light iirc. On an unrelated note, you’re not in the same universe as me, are you? Would you mind moving over a bit?
Perhaps the fortune really was there, it was just invisible/out of phase/teleporting. It might mean that you are about to discover your latent mutant powers.
“Have you tried NOT being a mutant?”
It means that someone was sucking on your cookie back in the kitchen before they served it to you.
Or, it could mean - All you base are belong to us.
**Doom!
The Void!
Oblivion!**
and
…
Scrappy Doo gets his own series.
The…horror…
:eek:
In 1924, the great mathematician Ernst Gödel proved that no system can be simultaneously complete and self-consistent.
I’m not sure which limit you’ve hit, *hybrid_dogfish, but obviously you’ve hit something, perhaps the equivalent of a divide-by-zero error.
Buy lottery tickets, but make out your will.
See? I coded your name perfectly! It’s happening already!!
You lucky dogfish ! An empty fortune cookie means Power! and Independence! You get to write your own ticket. Your future is your own!
Nothing exciting like that ever happens to me.
Actually, I think it means that h_d is already dead and just hasn’t noticed it yet …
As from next Saturday your life will be a dark and meaningless void.
I’d make the most of this week if I were you
No you didn’t, you started with a ** and finished with *
As the blackness enfolds you with inexorable tentacles, drawing ever closer to the vortex of death, remember that the trip is worth double flyer miles. 
it means you should have sued the restaurant for short-changing you. you paid for a fortune cookie and all you got was a plain cookie. be sure to emphasize on the emotional distraught you felt at facing a future with no fortune/direction. ask for a million. at least.
His discover was made with the assistance of a Death Ray.
Now…what era Death Ray did the Doctor use again…?
Master Wan Ga Bai says ink is expensive.