So, my g/f and I finished our Chinese meal, and went for the fortune cookies. She opened hers first and was told
Then I opened mine, and IT WAS EMPTY!!
So, what does an empty fortune cookie mean? I have no future? am I going to die then? Is my future not set? Or was someone at the fortune cookie factory having a bad day?
Dopers, I leave it to you.
What should my fortune have been?
Poor dogfish! I actually feel sad for you.
You’ve been cheated by a friggin’ cookie for Christ’s sake!
And an EVIL cookie for that matter. Leaving you with self-doubt, fear of the future and general mistrust of cookie manufacuring practices.
Please! somebody help poor dogfish!
I’ll start:
The road to riches contains many forks, but sometimes you’re just plain lost.
The road to riches contains many forks, but unfortunately you’re only served soup.
I believe it means your shoes will be filled with leeks in the days coming. Sucks, huh?
You will be agitated by an insignificant morsel of food stuff.
It means you are free to create your own fortune. Little chinese men in the factory have no control over you.
It’s a misfortune cookie.
It’s just a cookie
It means… you have NO fortune, and therefore no FUTURE.
Make your will, quickly.
Evil Fortune Cookie
Band Name!
Hey, someone had to say it!
“Psychics will lead dogs to your body.” 
Clearly, your fortune, and thus your future, was defective.
You have no one to blame but yourself and everyone has you to blame, too.
Ah, the fortune probably had the winning numbers for the Irish Sweepstakes on the back, and some poor cookie-folder swiped it so they could claim the prize.
Every one go different way to see same thing.
You can get your fortune here, instead:
Hit refresh each time you want to risk another fortune. 
You are going to die because the empty state of said fortune cookie represents your lack of a soul. Repent and do good… oh nevermind, you’re out of the “loop”. Be free and do whatever the frig you want to, buddy!! Have fun!
No fortune = no future. It’s a fortune cookie OF DEATH!
Disaster of epic proportions occured at the cookie factory.
Bad news, man – your fortune cookie is EMPTY?
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