What’s the most disturbing/bizarre fortune cookie you ever got at a restaurant?
Those dirty fortunes you can buy yourself don’t count- this is for those messages you got after finishing the General’s chicken, or the Moo Shu, etc…
Last Thursday, General Tso’s chicken with white rice-
“Our first love and last love is … Self love.”
Was this some sort of indication that I am not going to be getting any for a while?