:dubious: There are no feedlots in Abilene. It smells fine.
I stayed up late to read for no reason at all?
Wow, that armageddon kinda sucked.
Sorry about that.
I still bet the view is better from the bunker.
Well, Eden it ain’t. Booze helps. 
Boy, I don’t know what the problem was everywhere else. Around here the world ended like nobody’s business. Rivers of blood, plagues, meteors, flying monkeys, zombies in the streets, eternal judgment of sinners, the return of the Great Old Ones; the works. We’re still cleaning up. You guys missed out, big time.
Yeah, that’s Abilene all right.
Boy, you guys have all the fun. All we’ve gotten around here today is a bunch of severe thunderstorm warnings. I mean, it’s the day after June 12th, and… and… it’s… June 13th… uh…
Lemme get back to you…
See? You’ll have plenty of time once I give you the heads up.