This muppet’s sounding more and more like a guy Washte worked with.
wait, hold on a second. Just because he’s not too savvy with regards to flirting with women, it dosent make him a “creepy loser”. He sounds like he’s harmless.
I’d take a bet that a good load of women who complain about guys who lament the fact that they are a “nice guy” and therefore “unable to get the girl” are the same who sit about bitching about how all the guys who are interested in them are “creepy losers”.
actually, I retract my post about him being a creepy loser, in light of having read jjimm’s post properly.
Jeezus. I could see an interesting discussion with him over pints.
Ah, he’s a prize alright. That kid’s got bigger problems than just his flirting skills, alright.
And I’ll stop using the word “alright” twice per paragraph, alright?
Lord fuck a dog.
Jack Lord?
Ah, symptom number 1 for a hopeless loser - always have an excuse that blames things on other people.
symptom number one for an ignorant buffoon, more like.
How does he explain all the white guys with girlfriends?
Oh, wait. They must have larger cocks too.
Come to think of it, he must have the smallest dick in Ireland. It’s the only thing that makes sense. How sad.
Man, you should have taped all these viginettes and sent them to “The Worlds Most Stupid…whatever” Or just made a loop to play at the next office party.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is the lamest excuse i’ve ever heard for why someone is single!
I have no idea why incompetent flirting would annoy or nother anyone.
It’s one of life’s simple pleasures. Cheap amusement.
Sit back, enjoy and watch.
Culchie?
Because that would explain most of it.
The correct respone is “I don’t date outside the Pale”.
Or a swift kick to the groin, whatever seems most appropriate (he said we don’t suffer fools glady, remember).
Yes.
What’s a Culchie, precisely?
A culchie is someone from “down de country” - there’s an unfair stereotype in Ireland of country people as mutton-headed agricultural traditionalists with ignorant attitudes, and poor taste.
However, in this chap’s case, it’s legitimate.
And the Pale was a boundry (real and political) around Dublin which was extended over time where British law prevailed.
AFAIK it’s were the term “Beyond the Pale” comes from.
It originated as a nickname for people from Coultchemach, in Mayo (the spelling may not be correct). they have a Culchie Festival every year, and award the prize for Culchie of the Year.
You’re a cruel bastard. By not outsourcing to cheaper countries you deprive me of the moral equivalent. Although I am afraid the dynamics in my territory are far less open and thus less entertaining.
I’m not sure why but this brings to mind an introduction I had here on first arrival in my office, meeting one of the analytical staff who introduced herself as follows: “Hi I’m [Name Withheld], I’m [age] and single.” In English mind you. An exceedingly strange introduction that I initially hoped was merely from problematic English skills. Well, I suppose bluntness has its attributes.