All I know is, if this approach has ever worked for this guy, I’m going to go out and kick a puppy.
Honest to God, I overheard this exchange when I was a security guard at a corporate office:
Relatively New Guy to Even Newer Guy: "So, do you have your own website?
Even Newer Guy: “No, I’d rather spend my time meeting women and having sex.”
To my knowledge, they never spoke again.
Dude, you mean all those naked teenage sluts are single?! Hell yeah!
If anyone can fault the logic here, I’d like to hear it.
C’mon, you telling me this guy isn’t rollin’ in nookie?
What’s a housebrick?
A brick of the kind used to build houses.
Come on - it’s obvious that a smooth operator like that gets someone else to build his site. Probably some girl trying to impress him.
Hey now! I met my fiance playing EverQuest! We’re not all complete geeks! (see, girls play MMORPGS too! grin)
Ok, I lie, I am a geek…but only on the inside! I’m usually fairly pretty on the outside (at least I like to think so), and I know I’m socially adept…I have to be, it’s part of my job. (I work in a gentleman’s club) 
OK, I’m curious. Is gentleman’s club a euphemism for something, or are we talking about some posh, leather wingback chairs and wood panelled club where men smoke cigars and harrumph over politics?
Btw, the guy making polite conversation with his trousers undone is Gary …
Guys like this dorky dude are fine in my experience, very sweet but they’re just hopeless with the opposite sex because they’re inexperienced and uncomfortable. And clueless. He’s just a Mr Bean kinda guy.
I’m sure if he thought or understood what he was doing was embarrassing or offensive he’d stop right away. After all, Mother wouldn’t approve and, to be fair, he wouldn’t want to do that, either.
I suppose I wonder if Ireland may be similar to England in so much as the culture does little to discourage eccentricity in general because people don’t like to offend by mentioning the ‘weird’ behaviour of others. He’ll just carry right on, oblivious, unless / until someone tells him he’s being a prat.
jjimmp - I know he’s 32 but do you think his mum still cuts his hair ?
Well it is unseasonably warm, and I do find the breeze most invigorating.
With two sharp rocks, from the looks of it.
Well, the seats aren’t leather, they’re fabric, and there’s not a WHOLE lot of politics being discussed (usually), but other adding lots of alcohol, that’s about right.
Oh, there’s also lots of naked women dancing around too. Forgot to mention that part.
Yes, you’re quite right Gary. It most certainly is an invigorating breeze …
… Matron, the curtains if you will …
And somewhere, undoubtedly, this creepy loser with no flirtation skills is complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him, and he’d get all the women if he were an asshole.
Actually, the truth is far, far worse than that, but I don’t want to go into details.
Oh c’mon, don’t leave us all hanging… Paint with a broad brush, we probably don’t need the finer details.
Matron, hold the curtains ! (and do your bra back up) … News is a’comin’ …
Well OK. But it’s his opinion, and he’s entitled to hold it.
I hate it, I’ve told him as such, and that’s that. I will take no more suggestions as to what to do about him on this particular issue:
“I have nothing against African immigrants. Problem is us white guys have to compete against them, and all the women prefer the blacks because they’ve got bigger cocks.”