He may be a hygienically challenged, incompetent rapping, serial impregnating schlub with delusions of grandeur, but he is no different a person than when Britney Spears (and Shar Jackson) chose him as the best SO and genetic bet they she could imagine, and brought him into her life. Now whether he’s hung like a donkey, or it’s some pheromone thing, or the possibility that his spooge has magical powers is beside the point. She chose him as he was, and as he is, to be her man.
Federline may not be much more than a slackerish, wiggerish, bowl sparking party hound … but isn’t that essentially what she chose to begin with? He was a backup dancer with two out of wedlock kids when they started dating. He may not be much characterwise, but to point to Federline and despise him for being what he is, and was, is kind of absurd. The leopard did not change his spots! Call the networks!
Reminds me of something I heard on the radio the other day.
Someone was reporting on Barbaro (yes, the horse), commenting on the progress that his injured leg had made, and how this would affect the enormous stud fees the horse is likely to command. The DJ quoted some expert who said that the lame leg could make it difficult for Barbaro to mate, since he couldn’t adequately support himself.
“Didn’t stop Kevin Federline,” someone else helpfully pointed out.
I’m with the OP. I blame this form of joke making on Jay Leno. It’s the type of gag none of the prior late night hosts stooped to. And Letterman only added it to his repertoire after the initial Leno ratings gains.
When Johnny Carson put a name into a joke, it was because the person had just done something. But Leno will have favorite “butts of jokes” that he drags out when the poor celeb has done nothing. He does this now for Nolte (anybody else gets a drunk driving ticket), Kirsti Alley (all fat jokes end with a stab at her), Bill Clinton (any time McDonald’s is in the news) Barry Manilow ( Leno makes him out as a has-been, but his Vegas audiences are five times Leno’s) etc. I think it’s just a reflection of Jay’s low personal self esteem.
Yeah, that’s why I almost feel sorry for Britney. I think many of us females go through a phase of being naive enough to find men who are actually jerks/losers attractive (I’m only 23 myself, but I can already look back at some of the guys I thought were so great when I was a teen and cringe). Fortunately most of us grow out of it before we end up married or having kids with them.
As Britney gets older, I’m sure she’ll realize more and more what a terrible, terrible mistake it was to ever allow him to impregnate her. It must be pretty depressing to realize that you’ll have to be bonded to that kind of creep for the rest of your life.
In his song “Lose Control,” he asks us to not hate him because he’s a superstar.
I can say with absolute conviction that I do not hate him because he’s a superstar. He would have to be a superstar first before I would have that opportunity.
This calumny must not stand. Shar Jackson was pregnant with their second child when he started dating Brit. So while he had fathered two, he was not the father of two.
You ain’t lyin’! How’d you like to have this in your rearview mirror all the time? Slick old muthafurriner trying to pop a High C cap in yer badself all the time. Lay off!
Being a talented, arrogant idiot is easy. You’re great and if folks don’t know it, that’s their problem, not yours. Being talentless and arrogant requires a tremendous amount of self belief. It’s a special kind of quality rarely found outside of Britney Spears’ back up dancers and current United States presidents.
