We told you and told you - it’s taken. Sappy Headed Ho-mo is still available though.
If you email Tuba and ask for this, I’m going to drive to Alabama and [del]kill you[/del] [del]beat you up[/del] call you out to your front porch and speak to you sternly. Possibly whilst slugging off a pint of shudder bourbon, since I believe that talking sternly whilst slugging off a pint of Scotch is a felony there.
Due to recent legislation, it’s okay to use non malt-liquor or Kentucky whiskey for the callin’ out so long as you have at least three of the following items to offset it:
1- a single flip-flop (both flip flops do not count and a single Croc or Birkentock totally do not count)
2- a mullet
3- a pair of ripped shorts from a professional sports team nowhere within 500 miles (Miami Dolphins preferred)
4- a pregnant woman with a cigarette standing by
5- a cut-off mesh shirt
6- a tattoo that must be digitally blurred on TV
If you do the callin’ out while sipping a daiquiri, creme’de’menthe, or cranberry juice with Vodka you must have at least 5 of the above or it’s a mandatory 3-5 years.
The last 4 posts illustrate why this message board is so totally worth the money.
Here’s the deal:
I don’t need a sponser, but I am getting a new debit card - in the meantime, my old one will not work (the bank told me it wouldn’t stop working!). I likely won’t get the new one until after my membership expires, but I’d like to keep my Charter Member title. I don’t have a paypal account, and don’t want to get one just for this.
Can anyone loan me the use of $7 and change and I’ll send you a check?
I got you,** badbadrubberpiggy**. Don’t send me a check – get some else’s membership or buy someone a sandwich.
p.s. I used paypal so I don’t have an order number or whatever. but you should be good to go.
Thanks a lot! I checked my user CP and I’m good to go until next April.
So, if anyone needs a subscription but can wait a week or so for it, it’s on me!
You’re welcome.
I’m good for 2 Charters or one Member-Come-Lately - email’s in my profile.
My case for sponsorship:
I’ve tried to help people, sometimes given useful advice to people with problems.
Examples:
Strange IE behavior - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board
why do cartoons read backwards? - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board
How much space to store a million dollars (cash) - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board
I’ve shared my sense of humour, given a few witty retorts that have amused at least some people.
Examples:
Why aren't there any Native American restaurants? - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board
What's the "Whale Tumour" (or "tumor") story/urban legend? - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board
Why aren't there an equal amout of blue and red shifts? - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board
I’ve asked a few questions that maybe have interested other people. Maybe some people here never thought of asking these questions, but have been interested by the answers.
Examples :
Saloon Doors - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board
How do you build a bridge? - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board
Oldest MAN MADE thing found - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board
I’ve been generous. I’ve twice won Doper-led competitions, and passed on my prizes to a Doper-sponsored charity.
Bricker Challenge 2005, Edition # 3 ($100) - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board
a Random Challenge? - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board
If someone is willing to sponsor me, I promise to continue doing the above, every chance I get.
It’s not even that I’m short of $7.95. It’s just that I’m currently having trouble with both my credit card and paypal account. If somebody wishes to lend me the money, I could repay by NetTeller, if that’s an option for you.
Peter Morris, check your PMs!
I’d like to ask for some help with membership, but I feel that I should get my sob story out.
Basically, I’ve been on the road with no job for the last month and a half with the Equality Ride, and exhausted all of my savings paying two months’ rent on the apartment that I won’t be back at until May 1st.
::sad face::
E-cookies (or pies, upon your request) shall be sent to anyone who takes pity upon me. 
I’m very much opposed to Equality in general- I want at most Oligarchy but preferably Monocratic Domination with myself as Monocratic Dominator of course- but I’ll make an exception. I’ll get yours.
I’ve got you, CB. Pay it forward.
I beat you to it, Sampiro!
I really, really love the SDMB, because two people have paid up for me, and my subscription apparently is going to last until 2009. Rest assured that come College Christmas Time™, I will indeed be paying it forward.
Also, I’m out of e-cookies and pies, so I am gifting you each a pint of e-Haägen-Dazs.
Also, I would have thought that a self-respecting 'mo would love the Equality Ride!
I was wondering if someone would be kind enough to sponsor my membership renewal for me. I’ve run into some dire financial straits because of outlandish vet bills for my elderly rat (who has since died, unfortunately) as well as dental bills. As a result, my credit card is several hundred $$ overlimit and I’m stuggling to pay it off.
Anyone who could could offer the $14.95, I will repay in the form of a 4"x6" framed, hand-drawn, colour cartoon of the subject of your choice, mailed directly to you.
Please contact me if interested, email is in profile.
SDMB2007042312010804650101
Let me cogitate on the subject of the drawing. I’ll get back to you.
Gotcha! Order number SDMB2007042312020904650101. Sorry to hear about your poor li’l rattie 
No cartoon strictly required but if you’re in a silly mood, maybe something like a moose, Doping 
I was working on resubscribing you, but it looks like everyone beat me to it. You should take that as a compliment! Oh, btw. . .what do you consider outlandish? 
Wooo - simulpost! Looks like yours squeaked in ahead of mine! I wonder what the Chicago Reader does then? AFG - you should see how far out your membership goes now!