Good Christ, I hope the next season of this show is actually good enough that there’s something of interest to discuss in these threads.
Another six months of the same old crap, and all o’ y’all will no doubt be barfing on your image scanners and posting the pictures on the web for our review and comparison solely due to the lack of anything entertaining or diverting enough in the actual show. And that just won’t be pretty.
Silly Cervaise - I don’t even have a scanner.
I’d write another poem, but I’m feeling lazy.
I don’t think this is going to double post because the first time it timed out. If it does, I apologise.
OK, since Kn*ckers isn’t feeling up to it, here’s my next contribution. Since this one’s T’Pol, it’s PG, so be warned kids!
The producers some Trekkers did rip
When they added T’Pol to the trip
I don’t mean to be crass
But her tits and her ass
Are the sole reasons she’s on the ship
Which is why they keep having her strip
And we strain for a glimpse of the nip.
On a completely separate subject, please enjoy this long interview with Connor Trineer, who plays Chief Engineer Underpants.
fire monkey underpants
OK, time for the next one…
It makes a grown man want to weep
When Archer commands in his sleep
The Fleet has in mind
That he’ll seek and find
The limits of plot-holes we’ll leap
How am I doing, perfesser? Shall I quit or keep going?
Keep going! I don’t think this thread will ever become as long as the “Cease Fire” one, but what the heck…Go for a few more.
I do. Nyah-ha-ha-ha.
Seriously, I have high hopes for Season 3. We’ll see…
Just keep reminding yourself that TNG’s first two seasons were black holes of NCBesque sucktitude and that it didn’t hit its stride until the third season.
Exactly. (I’ll omit the NCB part, though. 
And the closing parenthesis too. 
Bbbbbbbbbbllllllllphhfffttt!
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OK, you asked for it. I’ll take no responsibilty for any injuries that may occur…
…most likely from attempting to gouge your eyes out so that you don’t see any more…
Blah. I hate you, you dumb worky jobful employment thing. I don’t want to do you*. So I’m going to go play with my friends on the SDMB and make up silly Star Trek poems.
*Go ahead, make your smutty little jokes. I 'd expect nothing less.
Although Season One was a wash,
And Season Two lacked in panache,
Staunch viewers remained
With a franchise profaned.
Such devotion no evil could quash.
and, on a lighter note:
I have to admit I’m a fan
Of the royal-blue-undies-clad man,
Need someone to strip?
You can count on old Trip!
His most favorite pie is pecan.
Yeah, but that was three series (serieses? gollum, gollum) ago, when Berman was just a functionary and Braga barely a zygote. Ask a roomful (or a threadful) of Trek geeks: When did Voyager hit its stride? Or did it ever manage anything beyond a shuffling limp?
I think Voyager hit its stride when the killed off Ne(“Like Phlox, Only Annoying”)elix and Harry “Ensignata Pathetique” Kim in that freak clarinet accident, thus amusing and delighting Trek fans everywhe-
What?
Oh.
Yeah, well… uh… still… there’s a chance.
Whatever happened to Michael Piller and/or Ira Steven Behr? Enterprise needs Piller and Behr.
Kn*ckers : Well done! … Or is that over easy?
What a rare wit you have.
I just made a South Park Trip (I’ll 'splain later) and will let you know as soon it’s on the Net for all to see.
Work–phooey on it.
Enterprise needs Robet Hewitt Wolfe.
Okay, don’t know that name… who is it?
I bet it’s one of those Firefly dudes, isn’t it? You bunch of geeks!