I have reliable sources that have informed me that 50%* of Enterprise episodes are written by a blind ferret with a speech impediment in Swahili on decades old speech recognition software then translated to English by 3rd graders in Arkansas writing in crayon which then is presented to B&B by sea urchins via interprative dance.
And they don’t use any consonates. Those are added by local TV affiliates.
*that’s almost half!
Hey! You watch your ass!
Wolfe wrote for TNG and DS9. He is responsible for Klingon stuff and the war arc. He can canned. Wrote for Andromeda and got canned.
He’s too good for these…television people
Anyone know if he lasted into Voyager?
War good. Klingons bad.
They need DC Fontana! Romulans! ROMULANS!
“It was a hell of a thing when Spock died.”
Reward goes to the first one to identify the speaker of this quote and the TV show.
Shatner on SNL?
Try again.
What do I get if I do?
Q on The 700 Club
Extra credit and bragging rights.
It was on a comedy series which is now in syndication.
IIRC, Piller fought with Berman and ankled. Too bad, he was one of their best writers; he’s responsible for at least half of The Best of Both Worlds among others.
Hey, wait a minute. One of their best writers, fighting with Berman… hmmm…
Viva, I think I have it.
George on Seinfeld.
Congrats to Linus! (and his little blue blankie)
You may brag to your heart’s content.
My little blue blankie and I thank you. What kinda extra credit do I get, teach?
Oy.
you get to recalibrate the main sensor array, if you know what I mean (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat)
You get to lounge around in my quarters, watch me practice yoga, and play with my Trek figurines while NCB scrubs the plasma conduits and Aesiron writes all your daily reports for you.
I’ll even throw in “watch me roll around on my big purple balance ball” since you wrote some cool limericks. I’m feeling generous tonight.
Hm. I get to spend even more time on the computer? Swank.